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AFTER 700.000 YEARS ASLEEP, THE VOLCANO MT. TAFTAN - IN IRAN - SEEMS TO STARTING WAKE UP!
TAFTAN: YAWWNN.... WHAT IS ALL THIS IMMORAL WORLD, AROUND? MALE VOLCANOES SHOULD ERUPT MORE AND LET THEIR BEARDS GROW... FEMALE VOLCANOES SHOULDN'T ERUPT AT ALL........AND IF THEY MUST DO IT, THEY FIRST ASK PERMISSION TO A MALE VOLCANO...
(STROMBOLI THINKING HE LOVES THIS PART!)
TAFTAN: FEMALE VOLCANOES SHOULD COVER THEMSELVES IN CLOUDS AND NEVER SHOW THEIR CRATERS... OTHERWISE THE "MORAL POLICE" WILL CERTAINLY ....
...WAIT A MINUTE: WHAT'S THIS? TASTES GOOD....YUMM...YUMM....ZZZZZ....
ETNA: THERE YOU ARE! GO TO BED AND SLEEP SOME 700.000 MORE YEARS!
STROMBOLI: ANYWAY, THAT PART SAYING YOU SHOULD ASK PERMISSION TO A MALE VOLCANO .... REALLY ... (I loved it!)