ST HELENS - ALL THESE STUPID EUROPEAN VOLCANOES SHALL BE EXTINCT VERY SOON
KAMCHATCKA VOLCANOES - DAH, DAH, THE VOLCANOES OF THE YEUROPEAN UNION MUST BE DESTROYED
STROMBOLI - I AM SCARED! ALL THESE MAFIA VOLCANOES THREATENING US ALL THE TIME... WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
ETNA - AHAHAHAHHAHA... ARE YOU SERIOUS? SCARED OF WHAT? DID YOU SEE THEM? THE AMERICAN ONE IS SO OLD AND IDIOT HE ONLY ERUPTS ONCE IN 3 CENTURIES AND CANNOT EVEN RESIST ONE SINGLE ERUPTION WITHOUT COLLAPSING! AND THE RUSSIANS... EVEN WHEN THEY ERUPT, NO ONE CARES!
SCARED OF THEM? REALLY? THE TRUTH IS... THEY ARE THE ONES TO FEAR US EUROPEANS SO MUCH THEY PISS IN THEIR OWN SHOES!
