ETNA: "MOUNT ETNA IS SCARY"... DID YOU REALLY WRITE THAT?
STROMBOLI: REALLY? DO YOU BELIEVE ETNA IS SCARY?
ETNA: 50% ITALIANS WISH TO HAVE A BEAST LIKE TRUMP AS PRESIDENT, JUSTIFY A MAFIA GANGSTER LIKE PUTIN AND TOLERATE AN ANIMAL SUCH AS NETANYAHU....
STROMBOLI: ...AND IS ETNA THE ONE YOU CONSIDER SCARY?
ETNA: YOU GLORIFY INVASIONS, ATTACKS, BOMBINGS, DEPORTATIONS, GENOCIDES... AND THEN ...
STROMBOLI: ...THEN YOU SAY IT'S VOLCANOES THAT ARE SCARY AND DANGEROUS?
ETNA: YOU MOCK HONEST PEOPLE, DEMOCRACY, LEGAL RIGHTS, HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU PROTECT THIEVES, TERRORISTS, KILLERS.... AND I AM THE DANGER???
STROMBOLI: I MUST TELL YOU ... IF WE VOLCANOES COULD EVER HAVE CHILDREN, WE WOULD NEVER EVER EVER LET YOU HUMANS GET CLOSE TO THEM. SHAME ON YOU ALL. AND NOW, DO APOLOGIZE !!
