ETNA WRITES TO HER PEN-VOCANO-FRIEND IN RUSSIA... BUT CANNOT REMEMBER HIS DIFFICULT NAME. SO SHE DECIDES FOR A VERY FAMOUS TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN WORD....
LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI
STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting? ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
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HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION? SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "...
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VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS! -
YEAH... WHILE ETNA IS SLEEPING, SMALL VOLCANOES FROM CANARIAS WAKE UP AND START THE SHOW. STROMBOLI BELIEVES ETNA NEEDS A MANAGER SO TO RU... -
STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting? ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
