ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
ETNA -- HEY, DID YOU KNOW? SOME IDIOTS SAY YOU ARE NOT ITALIANS, BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR AND YOUR DIFFERENT RELIGION.... PEOPLE --- AH ...