ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
PREGHIERA INFINITA
ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO...
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ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO... -
WHAT? THE AFRICAN SAND IS INVADING SICILY...? NO MIGRANTS! WE WANT ITALIAN SAND FIRST. GO ETNA, COVER US ALL !! -
- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH! - WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEE... -
PEOPLE : -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!! ETNA: -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR PEOPLE AT ET... -
WHAT WILL STROMBOLI DO WITH ALL THE ASH FROM THE BIG FIRE THAT ALMOST DESTROYED THE ISLAND? HE WILL GIVE IT TO ETNA, AND SHE WILL GIVE IT ...