ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO...