ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
ME: <<LISTEN, BABY...HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING, AT LAST! I MUST WRITE ABOUT YOU, FOR MY JOB, AND MUST DRAW CARTOONS ABOUT YOU TOO, B...