ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
VULCANI EUROPEI DESTINATI ALL'ESTINZIONE
ST HELENS - ALL THESE STUPID EUROPEAN VOLCANOES SHALL BE EXTINCT VERY SOON KAMCHATCKA VOLCANOES - DAH, DAH, THE VOLCANOES OF THE YEUROPE...
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ETNA - why are you all so sad PEOPLE - It's because of the warnings, and the forbidden areas... they won't let us come to see you ... -
ETNA --- MY TERRITORY IS DIVIDED AMONG DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES. I AM NOT JUST "ONE" VOLCANO AND "ONE" MOUNTAIN... I ... -
The African Fault will anyway run under Sicily and Mt Etna. No matter if it is "a migrant".
