ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.
NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?
ST HELENS - ALL THESE STUPID EUROPEAN VOLCANOES SHALL BE EXTINCT VERY SOON KAMCHATCKA VOLCANOES - DAH, DAH, THE VOLCANOES OF THE YEUROPE...