venerdì 29 luglio 2022

VANITY FAIR

 


STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !

ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...

VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?

lunedì 25 luglio 2022

MA NON FA ABBASTANZA CALDO?

 


NO, SHE WON'T START A NEW ERUPTION WITH OVER 37°C TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE.

DON'T STARE WITH THOSE "PUPPY EYES" ... NO HOPE! ISN'T IT HOT ENOUGH, ALREADY? DO YOU REALLY LONG FOR MORE "FIRE"...?

domenica 17 luglio 2022

DEDICATO A CHI NON VA IN VACANZA

 


SUMMER IS VERY BORING, IF YOU CANNOT GO ON HOLIDAYS ... AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS DO CROSS-WORDS, LIKE:

- NINE LETTERS FOR "CHARMING, BEAUTIFUL INDIVIDUAL"

- STROMBOLI!

25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

  NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...