- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO?
- WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF CAR CRASHES, CROSSED BY A RIVER THAT WILL FLOOD THEM ALL EVERY YEAR, AND MAYBE ALSO FACING THE SEA ... WITH TSUNAMI RISK EVERY NOW AND THEN ...and maybe also with a mountain range and its landslides at their back???