STROMBOLI: THE HOLIDAY OF PUMPKINS IS COMING SOON ...
ETNA: OH, SO IT IS YOUR DAY, DWARFY !
STROMBOLI: NO, YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND... I MEAN, THAT HOLIDAY THAT CELEBRATES UGLY AND SCARY THINGS!
ETNA: YES, YES... I HAD FULLY UNDERSTOOD! IN FACT, THAT IS YOUR DAY, DWARFY!
I can certainly make fluid lavas, super fountains, rings ... I only have to learn how to produce great earthquakes, how to open a valley on my side and how to put a glacier in one of my caves... and then ...
ETNA: - Then you should become a female-volcano
STROMBOLI: - No problem, I am pro "gender-fluid" theory. I will do it.
ETNA: - Then you should also be able to grow over 2400 more meters above sea level and get to even see Tunisia !! (ha ha ha)
STROMBOLI: - Uuuuhm... weelll.... isn't it too hot, for october, these days? Where have mid seasons gone???
WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING A VOLCANO... AND YOU GO TO "PLAN B".
(well, I see you in this role.........)
STROMBOLI: - I have found a video of 5 or 6 years ago and it shows you while erupting! Do not deny... it is YOU, and YOU were definitely erupting!!
ETNA: - Ok, did the dossier investigation finish? Let's go on ...
STROMBOLI: - This is a scandal! This is very bad! This is ...
ETNA: - This is your luck, that I am not in eruption right now... So you can still pretend to be me and feel important for a while...
NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...
