giovedì 19 ottobre 2023

SCALATA AL SUCCESSO ... O QUASI!

 


STROMBOLI: - Oh yeah! I got it! I 've made a super vapour ring... now I'm almost there, I will replace that lazy Etna very soon!

I can certainly make fluid lavas, super fountains, rings ... I only have to learn how to produce great earthquakes, how to open a valley on my side and how to put a glacier in one of my caves... and then ...

ETNA: - Then you should become a female-volcano

STROMBOLI: - No problem, I am pro "gender-fluid" theory. I will do it.

ETNA: - Then you should also be able to grow over 2400 more meters above sea level and get to even see Tunisia !! (ha ha ha)

STROMBOLI: - Uuuuhm... weelll.... isn't it too hot, for october, these days? Where have mid seasons gone???

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DISAGIO

  ETNA: --At first they were eruption-maniacs, then came tremor graphic maniacs, now they all are volcanic vortex-rings-maniacs...everyday I...

  • NON PENSARE, NON DIRE...
    ETNA: I WAS REFLECTING ABOUT... STROMBOLI: NO YOU CANNOT REFLECT ON RUSSIA-UCRAINE WAR, BECAUSE THIS MAKES THE POLITICIANS UPSET DEPENDING ...
  • Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?
    -- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together. -- And then ...
  • DISAGIO
      ETNA: --At first they were eruption-maniacs, then came tremor graphic maniacs, now they all are volcanic vortex-rings-maniacs...everyday I...
  • Un "coso" di troppo cresce nel vulcano
    Un conetto nuovo sta crescendo dentro la Voragine (ex Cratere Centrale) dell'Etna. Non ha nome, quindi per ora lo chiamiamo COSO....
  • STOP VIOLENCE!!!
      LE VULCANESSE NON SI TOCCANO NEMMENO CON UN FIORE! NEVER BEAT LADY VOLCANOES, NOT EVEN WITH A FLOWER.