STOP BULLYING VULCANO !!!
VULCANO: <<<< ENOUGH! I'M TIRED TO BE REMEMBERED ONLY FOR SULPHUR SMELLING... THAT IS NOT NICE!
I AM ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, MY SULPHUR IS PART OF THE THERMAL BATHS THAT HELP YOU FEEL GOOD AND CURED. I HAVE LOVELY BEACHES, GREAT SEA, NICE PEOPLE LIVING ON ME... I AM SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS! WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHICH I DO NOT? >>>>
ETNA: A FEW THOUSAND METERS MORE
SALINA: BIG BOOBS
LIPARI: PUMICE STONE
STROMBOLI: LAVA FOUNTAINS
