sabato 24 febbraio 2024

ETNAGNEZ

 





ETNA: WELL, WE ARE LOSING FOLLOWERS, DWARF!

STROMBOLI: WE? YOU ARE!

ETNA: LET'S DO SOMETHING.

STROMBOLI: YOU MIGHT ERUPT, SOMETIMES, FOR EXAMPLE...

ETNA: LET'S DO LIKE CHIARA FERRAGNI. SHE IS VERY FAMOUS AND WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE LOSING PUBLIC - WITH HER HUSBAND, SHE STARTS SOME BRAND NEW SCANDAL. NOW THEY ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE. YOU WILL SEE THE GREAT SUCCESS!

STROMBOLI: ....SO?

ETNA: SO... WE MUST BREAK UP, DWARFY. START MOVING TOWARDS UPPER THYRRENIAN SEA.

STROMBOLI: FINE. THEN YOU START MOVING TOWARDS GREECE.

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                               BOTH:   ARE YOU STILL THERE????

MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?

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