sabato 26 ottobre 2024

BASTA FACEBOOK .....?

 


STROMBOLI: Open my page again!!
CARTOONIST: It was not your page, it was MINE.
STROMBOLI: But all my followers were there...
CARTOONIST: Well, if they're brave enough to like you they'll follow you everywhere. Don't they like this much quieter Instagram?
STROMBOLI : You don't get it... I MUST have pages and followers everywhere in the world. You should open a Telegram page...
CART. : So to share it with mafia bosses and terrorists? No thanks
STROMB. : Then.......try Tinder? Youp*rn?
CART. : I won't even answer!
STROMB.: Linkedin, Quora... anything... give me some hope!!
CART.: Go on the facebook and open your own page, if you care!
STROMB.: ok, fine. So ... username... password...

ETNA : Have you noticed that I, the real queen-character of that cartoon page, don't say a word???


domenica 20 ottobre 2024

LA TINTURA SBAGLIATA

 





WHEN YOU DYE YOUR HAIR AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE... 
AND YOU HAVE TO HIDE... 
AND IT MAKES YOU F**KING PISSED OFF!!!

mercoledì 16 ottobre 2024

LA STELLA CADENTE... ANZI NO!

 



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Stromboli: - Make me become much higher than Etna!

Marsili:    - Help me to come out of the sea and become a God!

ETNA:    - Uuuhmm... sorry to disappoint you, but... the Atlas is a comet, not a falling star. It will never "fall" and your wishes will never come true. Waste of time, mates!!!

domenica 13 ottobre 2024

BRODU CAURUUU !

 


(*) BRODU CAURU = brodo caldo

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EVERY TIME MT ETNA'S SOUTH EAST CRATER SNEEKS...

People:   yeeeeh, yahooo, yaaayyyy.... eruptioooon, paroxiiiism, fiiiire, lavaaaa
Etna:      just a coooold, maybe a fluuu, vitameeeeens, warm brooooth !!!

25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

  NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...