NON MI VENDO

 

TRUMP: hey volcana, I've just bought the EU, Scotland and planning to buy Greenland soon. But I also want you as my private spa. What is your cost? How much?

ETNA: "Howmuch-a" this bunch of lapilli, man! You won't buy me!

TRUMP: Everyone is for sale. How much do you want? 10 millions? 5 billions? 200 billions?

ETNA: ok, if you must ... you can have me if you give me that expired herbicide you splat on your face so to make it orange!

TRUMP: what?? no, no, I really need that color... I won't give it away, not even for saving my life. How would I look so tanned, then???

ETNA: DON'T WORRY, I'LL MANAGE TO TAN YOU PROPERLY!

TRUMP (RUNNING AWAY): - Hey Giorgia, daddy here... listen... I'm not interested in the spa anymore. I'll think about pilates, maybe, or bingo.... yeah, let's see... I better go...

ETNA: DON'T LET ANYONE BUY YOU. NEVER.

LEONI O SCOGLIAZZI ?

 

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- You see? Web Lions, or " #haters " are just like that... They threaten, bark, roar, they feel so very much like great volcanoes, and they are nothing but STUPID PIER ROCKS, instead!

TI ESSE O

 

The alert system applied to Mt Etna will now monitor also the danger levels in the event of a summit lava fountains eruption with three levels: zero Fountain Alert, one Fountain Alert, two Fountain Alert.

The opinion of Stromboli is: Oh, at last! They decided to put you under compulsory psychiatric treatment

BALLE DI SINISTRA

 

HOW CAN I EXPLAIN.... ALL OF YOU WHO SAY "CLIMATE CHANGE IS JUST WOKE BULLS**T BECAUSE HEAT AND COLD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE", YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND IT IS NOT THE SINGLE DATUM, IT IS ABOUT A TOTAL, GENERAL, SLOW CHANGE.

SAY, VOLCANIC ERUPTION TOO... THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE. 

BUT I WASN'T.

AND WHEN, 500.000 YEARS AGO, SOMEONE SAID THAT SO MANY ERUPTION WOULD MAKE ME RISE AND GROW, I BET THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER "WOKE BULLS**T"!!