ETNA - why are you all so sad
PEOPLE - It's because of the warnings, and the forbidden areas... they won't let us come to see you
ETNA - How do they dare keeping my people off?
PEOPLE - Go! Tell 'em!
ETNA - Well, if they won't let you come up... I will go down. Now I will open a series of nice craters below 1000 meters and so they wi....
PEOPLE - NO!
ETNA - Ok, guys... never mind!