I VULCANI "DI SINISTRA" SONO CATTIVI

 

MARSILI -- Hey, you surface volcanoes... I'm coming! And when I'll come you'll see what can I do. I will break you, cover you in lavas, chase you, hit you, you will repent you even started to erupt....

... I will give you a very bad life, I'll destroy you, kill you, smash you, I'll...

ETNA (IN SICILIAN) -- You know, you fish broth? Now I come and turn you off!

MARSILI -- Did you seeeehhh? How incredibly violent these Left Wing volcanoes aaaareeeh??? I want my mommyyyy!!!!

FORSE ERA TROPPO POCO

 

ETNA - The psycho president of the USA uses his friend's death to start violence against his political rivals... the nazi Russian dictator attacks everyone and then says it's them who want the war... a holocaus survivor murders 10 times more than his own murderers... the catholic "pro life" wishes gay people die... Novax conspiracists ask for sympathy but they won't give anyone it ....

STROMBOLI - The more I know humans, the more I feel lucky to be born a volcano. What do you think, Grandpa?

VESUVIUS - Guys... I'd always thought it was too much destroying Ercolano and Pompei. But since I see all this sh*t around, perhaps it wasn't much enough!