TOVARISH !!!

 

ETNA WRITES TO HER PEN-VOCANO-FRIEND IN RUSSIA... BUT CANNOT REMEMBER HIS DIFFICULT NAME. SO SHE DECIDES FOR A VERY FAMOUS TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN WORD....

ISOLE FELICI ... E FUMOSE

 

CELEBRITIES ISLAND - THE CELEBRITY'S ISLAND

THE CELEBRITY OF THE ISLAND - AND... WHAT ABOUT THE SMOKEY ONE??

PRIMAVERA ... O FORSE NO

 

-  CAN YOU FEEL THE DELICIOUS SPRING AIR?

-  ON WHICH PLANET ?

FIMMINI DI SUFFURU....

 

BUONA FESTA DELLA DONNA... CON BELLISSIME MIMOSE DI ZOLFO!!

HAPPY WORLD WOMEN'S DAY, THOUGH WITH VOLCANIC SULPHUR FLOWERS!

LE GUERRE (degli) INTELLIGENTI

 

AH SO ... HUMANS, THE "SMARTEST CREATURES ON EARTH", DO WILD WARS AND KILL THEMSELVES WITHOUT ANY REASON?........

YOU DARE TO SAY IT, EVEN ONCE, THAT IT IS ME, THEN, THE NATURAL DISASTER !!!

TOCCO D'ARTISTA INSODDISFATTO

 

TOUCH OF A DISSATISFIED ARTIST ... !

POESIOLA DI SAN VALENTINO

 

"OOOH... HOW DOES MY VOLCANIC TREMOR BEAT WHEN YOUR HORNITOS SHINE BRIGHT AT NIGHT. 

WHEN YOU SEND A HOW STREAM I CAN EXPLODE WITH HAPPINESS.

LIFE WITHOUT YOU WOULD BE LIKE A SIDE FRACTURE WITHOUT EARTHQUAKE, LIKE GAS EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT NOISE, LIKE A BIG ERUPTION WITHOUT PEOPLE TAKING SELFIES ... LIKE ASH RAIN WITHOUT WIND..."

"OK, LET'S SAY I APPRECIATE ANYWAY......."

"CICLO" CONTINUO....

 

DO NOT MESS WITH HER... WHEN SHE'S GOT HER "PERIOD"... !!!

MA A CHE TI SERVE UN CRATERE COSI' ALTO?

 

- WHAT IS SUCH A HIGH CRATER LIKE "S.E.C" FOR....?

- WELL, SAY ... I CAN FINALLY SPY INSIDE ACIREALE'S CITY PARK, OR FIND OUT THERE IS RAGUSA BEYOND THE IBLEI RANGE, MAKE MALTESE PEOPLE SPOT ME FROM...

- HEY, WE HAVE BEEN SPOTTING YOU FOR AGES! AND VERY BIG TOO!

- OK, MAN... SORRY ... FLY DOWN! 

THEN, I CAN ALMOST SEE VESUVIUS FROM THIS HEIGHT. HEY... YUHUUU...

- YEAH, SURE... WHAT A BIG DEAL, HUH?!

BENVENUTO, PRESIDENTE!

 

- YOU KNOW ITALIANS WILL SOON ELECT THEIR NEW PRESIDENT.

- WHAT? WITHOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MY "FULL POWER"? WHAT ABOUT MY DOMINION ON HUMANS? I WANT TO BE THEIR PRESIDENT.

- WELL, DWARFY, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

- WHY??

- BECAUSE THE ITALIAN PRESIDENT "GOES UP THE HILL", WHILE YOU "ARE JUST " A HILL!

IL VULCANO BUNGA BUNGA