HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
ETNA --- MY TERRITORY IS DIVIDED AMONG DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES. I AM NOT JUST "ONE" VOLCANO AND "ONE" MOUNTAIN... I ...