HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high! ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its ov...