HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
ETNA DANCING AN ARABIC MUSIC AND MOVING HER FLANKS PEOPLE - HEY, LISTEN... ENOUGH WITH THIS BELLY-DANCE. CAN'T YOU SEE WE DON'T L...