HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
ME: <<LISTEN, BABY...HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING, AT LAST! I MUST WRITE ABOUT YOU, FOR MY JOB, AND MUST DRAW CARTOONS ABOUT YOU TOO, B...