HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
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