HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!
ETNA -- HEY, DID YOU KNOW? SOME IDIOTS SAY YOU ARE NOT ITALIANS, BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR AND YOUR DIFFERENT RELIGION.... PEOPLE --- AH ...