lunedì 8 agosto 2022

ISLANDA vs SICILIA

 



- PEOPLE HERE GET SO CLOSE THEY CAN COOK THEIR SAUSAGES WITH MY LAVA'S HEAT. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

- WELL.... HERE, AFTER A BOWL FULL OF PASTA COOKED IN THE OVEN, 12 SAUSAGES BAKED ON TERRACOTTA TILES AND DOUBLE-CREAM ICE CREAMS, THE PEOPLE COME JUST TO DIGEST AND TAKE SOME PICTURES... any problem with that, mate?

ASH-LO-WEEN

  ETNA: HAHAHAHAH YOU IDIOTS... DO YOU REALLY NEED TO GET MASKED LIKE THAT, IN ORDER TO SCARE PEOPLE? STROMBOLI: WELL, WHY GENIUS? HOW DO ...