venerdì 19 agosto 2022

L'AFA, I VENTI E L'ETNA

 


- ENOUGH WITH THIS HOT SUMMER. IT IS DANGEROUS IF WE VOLCANOES START TO SWEAT ... BECAUSE WE SWEAT LAVA, YOU KNOW.

-- DON'T WORRY, THE WINDS (*) ARE COMING 
(*) in italian the word for "winds" (venti) is the same as "twenty"

- T-WINDY DEGREES?

-- NO, NOT T-WINDY, JUST WINDS

- SO WHAT ARE THEY COMING FOR?

-- IN ORDER TO BRING COOL AIR. THE WINDS TAKE HEAT AWAY.

- GREAT! IF THEY DO SO, THEN NO MATTER IF THEY ARE T-WINDY, TEN, OR JUST FIVE!!! THEY ARE WELCOME!

-- (oh my gosh!)


L'ETNA DEI RICCHI

  DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...