giovedì 1 settembre 2022

TIK TOK VULCANI

 

NOW THAT EVEN 100-YEAR OLD POLITICIANS ARE ON "TIK TOK"... WHO IS STILL MISSING?

- HELLO, WE ARE YOUR VOLCANOES AND WE ARE HAPPY TO BE ON THIS "TIK TOK". IT REMINDS US OF THE SOUND OF LAPILLI WHILE HITTING YOUR CARS ... OR POP-CORNS COOKING ON THE LAVA (what the hell are you talking about?)
- DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. WE ARE GOOD AT MAKING VIDEOS, THIS IS WHY WE ARE ON "TIK TOK". BUT WE DO NOT ENVY YOU FOR YOUR AGE... WE WERE STUPID HORNITOS WHEN WE WERE 13 !!!
- COME ON, LET'S SAY SOMETHING SMART OR WE WILL SAY GOODBYE TO ERUPTION-LOVERS OF THE FUTURE. LET'S ERUPT THEN !! OK, COME ON!
- HARD TO STAY ON THIS "TIK TOK", HUH? BUT ... IF MUMMIES CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT AS WELL.

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