- italy and france are quarreling. so ... what about us? couldn't we fight against some french volcanoes too?
- well, you decide: in France there are the Puys volcanoes, the Suchets...
- ah, ah, ah, a bunch of sleepyheads!
- then there are the volcanoes of Reunion, like Piton des Neiges, Piton de la Fournaise...
- uhm...ok,...I think I'll fight against the mud volcanoes of Paterno right now. Tomorrow, who knows, Italy and France could become friends again and... perhaps... get engaged too...
- what a brave guy!