RINGIOVANITO

 

PARE CHE IL SISTEMA MAGMATICO DI STROMBOLI STIA ... RINGIOVANENDO SEMPRE PIU' !

IS SEEMS STROMBOLI'S MAGMA SYSTEM IS REJUVENATING MORE AND MORE IN YEARS...!!

LA SMORFIA

 

A NATALE E CAPODANNO IN ITALIA SI GIOCA A TOMBOLA. E NON PUO' MANCARE LA SMORFIA NAPOLETANA:

IN ITALY WE PLAY BINGO DURING CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S TIME. ACCORDING TO SOME FUNNY NEAPOLITAN CODE RULES:

87=I PIDOCCHI ( THE LICE )

52=LA MAMMA (THE MUM)

66=LE DUE ZITELLE (TWO SPINSTERS)

68=LA ZUPPA COTTA (WARM SOUP)

85=L'ANIMA DEL PURGATORIO (THE PURGATORY SOUL)

48= IL MORTO CHE PARLA (THE TALKING DEAD)

22= IL PAZZO (THE MAD GUY)

71=L'UOMO DI M*** (THE AS**OLE)

QUELLA DOMANDA CHE TUTTI TI FANNO ....

 

- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO?

- WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF CAR CRASHES, CROSSED BY A RIVER THAT WILL FLOOD THEM ALL EVERY YEAR, AND MAYBE ALSO FACING THE SEA ... WITH TSUNAMI RISK EVERY NOW AND THEN ...and maybe also with a mountain range and its landslides at their back???