venerdì 25 agosto 2023
domenica 20 agosto 2023
POLITICALLY (S)CORRECT
STROMBOLI: it is your fault. You never erupt, you sleep all the time and cartoonist don't know what to talk about, in their cartoon. (though there is me who could be enough)
ETNA : nonsense! there are so many things you can make a cartoon about. Like.. the movement of the tremor graphs?
STROMBOLI: naaah... they could think the waves of the graph indicate the "like index" of the political parties. ETNA: the color of my debris clouds? STR: nope, because if they are black you may sound racist, if they are red you could be a communist!
E: the cartoon could tell about me being the most active she-volcano.
S: no, you will be compared to Giorgia Meloni
E: me being the most active mr volcano?
S: mister, miss... omosex... people don't like this subject
E: me stealing the scene to you smaller volcanoes?
S: no way at all! stealing reminds of some facts connected to others that...
VESUVIUS: well, the cartoon could be about me. While you chat about nothing, me and the Campi Flegrei are having quite fun! Though we are a minority population, we...
ETNA AND STROMBOLI: oh, shut up! you said "minority"?? don't say that, or they will think this is a political cartoon!!!
lunedì 14 agosto 2023
mercoledì 9 agosto 2023
BIANCA-ETNA E I 700 NANI
THREE MORE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED OFF THE SOUTHERN COAST OF SICILY !!! They join 9 volcanoes already recorded in the seabed around the island in past years.
ETNA: -- I FEEL SO MUCH LIKE "SNOW WHITE" THESE DAYS...
(of course the volcanoes' names have been changed so to sound like the Seven Dwarves ones!)
FAMOSETTA E INTELLIGENTE
GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say? ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is...

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Un conetto nuovo sta crescendo dentro la Voragine (ex Cratere Centrale) dell'Etna. Non ha nome, quindi per ora lo chiamiamo COSO....
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JUST TRYING THE WATER'S TEMPERATURE, SINCE IT'S JUST FINISHED EATING... (but what did it eat?)
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LA DIFFERENZA E' EVIDENTE NO?? BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GRAFICO (graphic) AND A GRA-N-FICO (very cool guy). DIDN'T...
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AND THEN STROMBOLI REALIZED ETNA WILL NEVER LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS CHE LOVES THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE....! PANAREA LOVES HIM SO MUCH, but she...