IL VESUVIO ESORCIZZA I CAMPI FLEGREI

 

VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS!

LISCIIA KIMIKA

 

NANO, MA QUANTO PARLI..........!!!🤫🤫
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stromboli ---But, all these people who fear airplanes' white trails, are they also afraid of us volcanoes, since we throw in the atmosphere - every single day - SULFUR DIOXIDES, HYDROGEN SULFIDE, CARBON DIOXIDE, ASHES, FREEZE-DRIED MINERALS, HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF...

etna --- Stoooop, in the name of God. Don't tell anymore. Or, in a few minutes, we'll be accused to be maneuvred by Soros, the New Masonic Order and aliens too.... SHUT YOUR TRAP UP !!!!

TAPPINARI

IL MONDO E' DEI TAPPINARI

😄(tranne le sciare tiepidine!)😄

🇬🇧 When tourists climb the volcano dressed as if they should go to the beach. And then it might happen that Etna invites them to "have a nice walk" on a not-so-cold lava stream .... yeah! (sh)it happens! ==cannot translate "tappinari", but it's too a funny word!!==

 

LA MANTELLINA

 

STROMBOLI: - OH NO, NO... THERE SHE WEARS HER COAT!

WHEN SHE NEEDS IT, IT MEANS SUMMER IS REALLY OVER.

ETNA:   - SO? NO COMPLIMENT AT ALL? I DON'T KNOW... TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE COLOR, IF YOU LIKE IT IS CASHMERE OR IF YOU PREFER VELVET. NOTHING? .....GEES... MEN !!!