VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS!
giovedì 28 settembre 2023
venerdì 15 settembre 2023
LISCIIA KIMIKA
NANO, MA QUANTO PARLI..........!!!🤫🤫
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stromboli ---But, all these people who fear airplanes' white trails, are they also afraid of us volcanoes, since we throw in the atmosphere - every single day - SULFUR DIOXIDES, HYDROGEN SULFIDE, CARBON DIOXIDE, ASHES, FREEZE-DRIED MINERALS, HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF...
etna --- Stoooop, in the name of God. Don't tell anymore. Or, in a few minutes, we'll be accused to be maneuvred by Soros, the New Masonic Order and aliens too.... SHUT YOUR TRAP UP !!!!
giovedì 7 settembre 2023
TAPPINARI
IL MONDO E' DEI TAPPINARI
😄(tranne le sciare tiepidine!)😄
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When tourists climb the volcano dressed as if they should go to the beach. And then it might happen that Etna invites them to "have a nice walk" on a not-so-cold lava stream .... yeah! (sh)it happens!
==cannot translate "tappinari", but it's too a funny word!!==
lunedì 4 settembre 2023
LA MANTELLINA
STROMBOLI: - OH NO, NO... THERE SHE WEARS HER COAT!
WHEN SHE NEEDS IT, IT MEANS SUMMER IS REALLY OVER.
ETNA: - SO? NO COMPLIMENT AT ALL? I DON'T KNOW... TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE COLOR, IF YOU LIKE IT IS CASHMERE OR IF YOU PREFER VELVET. NOTHING? .....GEES... MEN !!!
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SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT. Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right aw... -
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- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO? - WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF ... -
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW VARIANT? NO, NOT COVID. THE NEW "DWARFY VARIANT" MAKING ETNA LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI. -
- LET'S FLY TO NEW AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES! - GOODBYE, GREAT PIERO ANGELA (*) ... THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THE "DWARFY" ...