venerdì 21 marzo 2025
MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?
giovedì 13 marzo 2025
UOMINI E VULCANI
ETNA - So, Italy is that wonderful place where they've been building inside volcanoes for centuries... rejecting anti-seismic policies for decades ... and then, when drama happens, they give all the fault to scientists!
STROMBOLI - Or to volcanoes!
ETNA - Right!
VESUVIUS (neapolitan accent) - Hey, you, don't blame the people. Geology did not exist 300 years ago, and they did not know, while building, that me and Campi Flegrei were such bastard guys!
ETNA - But now they know, and politics don't let the people trust science, and leave them ignorant! Remember... in the 1970s they were planning to build hotels in my caldera....
STROMBOLI - and in the 1980s tourists would camp on the edge of my crater!
VESUVIUS - I know, humans are stupid... but you must live with them.
ETNA - And we want to! But they also must learn how to live with us volcanoes and accept risks.
STROMBOLI - It's either you accept and adapt to this environment, or you go and move to the Vanuatu Islands (- in sicilian- which would be much better!)
sabato 8 marzo 2025
LA CURA...A OVEST!
FAMOSETTA E INTELLIGENTE
GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say? ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is...

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GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say? ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is...
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PEOPLE : -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!! ETNA: -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR PEOPLE AT ET...
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ETNA - The psycho president of the USA uses his friend's death to start violence against his political rivals... the nazi Russian dic...
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MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!
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NOT THAT SHORT, AFTER ALL....! In effetti sotto la superficie del mare Stromboli si allunga per altri 2000 metri.