venerdì 21 marzo 2025
MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?
giovedì 13 marzo 2025
UOMINI E VULCANI
ETNA - So, Italy is that wonderful place where they've been building inside volcanoes for centuries... rejecting anti-seismic policies for decades ... and then, when drama happens, they give all the fault to scientists!
STROMBOLI - Or to volcanoes!
ETNA - Right!
VESUVIUS (neapolitan accent) - Hey, you, don't blame the people. Geology did not exist 300 years ago, and they did not know, while building, that me and Campi Flegrei were such bastard guys!
ETNA - But now they know, and politics don't let the people trust science, and leave them ignorant! Remember... in the 1970s they were planning to build hotels in my caldera....
STROMBOLI - and in the 1980s tourists would camp on the edge of my crater!
VESUVIUS - I know, humans are stupid... but you must live with them.
ETNA - And we want to! But they also must learn how to live with us volcanoes and accept risks.
STROMBOLI - It's either you accept and adapt to this environment, or you go and move to the Vanuatu Islands (- in sicilian- which would be much better!)
sabato 8 marzo 2025
LA CURA...A OVEST!
L'ARMA NUCLEARE SOMMERSA - UNDERWATER NUCLEAR WEAPON
MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!

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TRUMP: hey volcana, I've just bought the EU, Scotland and planning to buy Greenland soon. But I also want you as my private spa. What ...
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MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!
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---------------------------------------------- Trump: Hey, volcana, why are you spreading in the air sulfur dioxide like that? don't y...
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- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED! --- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS! - HAVE YOU EVER ...
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CAMPI FLEGREI VOLCANO (in napoletano): - Papà, voglio alzarmi e fare casino con gli amici (Dad, I want to get up and have fun with my fri...