IL VULCANO IRANIANO

 

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AFTER 700.000 YEARS ASLEEP, THE VOLCANO MT. TAFTAN - IN IRAN - SEEMS TO STARTING WAKE UP!

TAFTAN: YAWWNN.... WHAT IS ALL THIS IMMORAL WORLD, AROUND? MALE VOLCANOES SHOULD ERUPT MORE AND LET THEIR BEARDS GROW... FEMALE VOLCANOES SHOULDN'T ERUPT AT ALL........AND IF THEY MUST DO IT, THEY FIRST ASK PERMISSION TO A MALE VOLCANO...

(STROMBOLI THINKING HE LOVES THIS PART!)

TAFTAN: FEMALE VOLCANOES SHOULD COVER THEMSELVES IN CLOUDS AND NEVER SHOW THEIR CRATERS... OTHERWISE THE "MORAL POLICE" WILL CERTAINLY ....

...WAIT A MINUTE: WHAT'S THIS? TASTES GOOD....YUMM...YUMM....ZZZZZ....

ETNA: THERE YOU ARE! GO TO BED AND SLEEP SOME 700.000 MORE YEARS!

STROMBOLI: ANYWAY, THAT PART SAYING YOU SHOULD ASK PERMISSION TO A MALE VOLCANO .... REALLY ... (I loved it!)

FAMOSETTA E INTELLIGENTE

 

GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say?

ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is that ok?

GRAZ - Nope --- After you took part into ETNA SOCIAL HUB event, you are famous. You must keep your followers' attention high, so you better say something new everyday.

ETNA - Dear followers, I'm going to have a shower under the rain storm...

GRAZ - You are supposed to say something INTELLIGENT...

ETNA - "I support Sumud Flotilla, the climate change must be stopped, it is important to keep the national safety, the number of cardinals at the Vatican's...."

GRAZ - Much better. But try again ...

ETNA - Listen... when politicians will prove they can have more followers than me by saying smart things, then I also will. But now, please, let me have my shower and leave me alone!!