LE FIGURINE

 

WHEN VOLCANOES PLAY STICKERS WITH THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS PEOPLE LEAVE UNDER SOME ERUPTION PHOTOS.

- "YOU DAMNED VOLCANO"?        - I DON'T HAVE IT    - I DO.

- "STOP BOTHERING WITH ASH?"   - I HAVE IT.          - SO DO I. WHAT ABOUT "PACK

                                                                                                YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE"?

- I HAVE IT DOUBLE!           

- DOES ANYONE HAVE: "IT'S GOD'S 

  PUNISHMENT" OR "SAVE US, LORD"?

- I DON'T.                       - I HAVE THEM. I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU IF YOU

                                          SWAP WITH "I KNOW YOU USED PHOTOSHOP"!

- DO YOU HAVE "SAME LAVA FOUNTAINS AS YESTERDAY"?

- I DO  .... - SO DO I

- "I HATE YOU"?

- I HAVE IT .... - SO DO I

- "YOU WILL COLLAPSE AND CAUSE TSUNAMI?"

- I HAVE IT .... - NO I DON'T...

AL MIO SEGNALE .........

 

AT MY SIGNAL.... UNLEASH THE FERTILIZEEEER !!!!

IL MODELLO EDUCATIVO

 

🇬🇧 they are wondering how come a TV fiction that, 2 years ago, caused the super fire that destroyed Stromboli be pointed as an "example of education to high level risk" !

Then, what will the volcanologists 20-year job be pointed for??

If this tv series "educates to risk", then - Stromboli says - Vulcano can be invited as a perfume expert at Chanel's !

COME TI FREGA NONNO "NEC"

 

NEC (north east crater) - HERE, KIDDOS... THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DO IN ORDER TO NOT BOTHER HUMANS. ONE PUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN ...

NOT ALL THOSE LAVA FOUNTAINS, THOSE HIGH PLUMES WITH QUINTALS OF ASH...AND THEN THEY HATE YOU. LET'S DO THINGS WITH CALM, AND SMARTNESS.

LIIIIKE THAT... ONE PUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN. YOU STILL THROW ASHES EVERYWHERE, BUT HUMANS WON'T REALIZE THAT AND THEY WILL BE HAPPY AND WON'T START TALKING NONSENSE ON THE SOCIALS! -

South East and Voragine Craters - OH GREAT, GRANDPA! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN, FROM YOU...!

SCHIZOFRENIA ERUTTIVA

 

TROPPI CRATERI TUTTI ATTIVI E TUTTI INSIEME... DATTI UNA CALMATA

ETNA -- Here Voragine becomes the highest peak and beats SouthEast Crater... but he replies with a "boom" of ash.... Voragine immediately reacts by increasing tremors... while SouthEast reorganizes, here goes North-East too...   and by surprise Voragine again, and SouthEast must go defending...North-East offside!!!

STROMBOLI -- She speaks to herself, now....what a schizophrenia!

ALL'ALBA LA VORAGINE VINCERA'

 

ALLERTA!

 

IS IT "ORANGE ALERT" OR "ARANCINO ALERT"???

TALE E QUALE

 

VABBE' LA NUOVA ERUZIONE INTERNA ALLA VORAGINE, PERO' DAI ... TROPPO SMACCATA L'IMITAZIONE !!!

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OK THE BRAND NEW ERUPTION FROM "VORAGINE CRATER", MISS ETNA, BUT...

IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI'S ERUPTIONS! 

COME ON, BE ORIGINAL !! YOU CAN DO IT!

VIGNETTISTA POLITICA

 

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STROMBOLI: do not blame the cartoonist, because she makes cartoons about politics! How could she talk about volcanic things if Etna keeps on being asleep?

ME:                Thank you, dear!

STROMBOLI: of course, if she were a good cartoonist she would know that - with Etna asleep, there is such a god as ME to draw about. But she is not a good cartoonist...

ME:            Well, I was planning a cartoon series with Stromboli as main character, but now I believe 

                   Vulcano is the best protagonist, especially for Netflix!

STROMBOLI'S BANNER: GREAT, UNIQUE, FANTASTIC, INCREDIBLE CARTOONIST 

                                              WE ALL WORSHIP!

CHE BRUTTA PAROLA !!!

 

PREMISE:   IT SEEMS THAT, DURING A REUNION WITH THE ITALIAN BISHOPS, POPE FRANCIS SAID SOMETHING LIKE: "No more homosexuals in the seminaries... there is too much of this GAY-THING (in italian FROCIAGGINE) in there"

STROMBOLI: - Pope... come on! It is not like you to say such a bad word! And to people you always made feel welcome!

POPE: - In fact, I did not mean FROCIAGGINE, I did mean... uhm... PROPAGGINE (=offshoot). Seminaries must not be offshoots but original and real things. That is why. I meant that. And offshoot/propaggine is not a bad word, isn't it? You too, you are a PROPAGGINE of something lying underwater...

ETNA: - Yeah, Dwarfy... he is right. You are definitely a PROPAGGINE.

VULCANO: - So much a PROPAGGINE indeed...!

NON CAPIRE L'AURORA

 

- WOOOOWW!!

- NOW .... WHAT KIND OF AMAZING SUPER VOLCANO IS THIS, WHEREVER IT IS, THAT ITS LAVA'S LIGHT CAN BE SEEN THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE EUROPE?

== THEY DIDN'T GET IT WAS THE SOUTHERNMOST NORTHERN LIGHTS! ==