martedì 25 febbraio 2020

venerdì 7 febbraio 2020

Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?


-- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together.

-- And then she starts with the tectonic faults... and wants a safer magmatic conduct. And she talks about pit craters, hornitos... and.. and... HEEELP MEEEE!

mercoledì 1 gennaio 2020

BUON ANNO NUOVO 2020

ETNA-- Ok, dwarf, you rarely see the snow, and I understand you are stunned. But this is too much.
STROMBOLI -- No, ok, tell me how do you understand I am not used to see snow at all. Now, tell me! How?!
ETNA --- (no,no, it's all very normal....yeah...)

(SKI TRACK SOUTH, SKI TRACK NORTH, SNOWBOARD, IGLOOS ON ORDER, ICE SKATING ...)

martedì 19 novembre 2019

Il Non Tappo



NOT THAT SHORT, AFTER ALL....!  In effetti sotto la superficie del mare Stromboli si allunga per altri 2000 metri.

REMIGRA STO CAxxx

  ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymor...