martedì 30 marzo 2021

QUANDO VIVI A PATERNO'....

 




WHEN YOU LIVE IN CATANIA, AND THE VOLCANO ETNA IS IN FRONT OF YOU.

WHEN YOU LIVE ON STROMBOLI ISLAND, AND THE VOLCANO IS OVER YOU.

BUT IF YOU LIVE IN PATERNO'...............!

mercoledì 24 marzo 2021

STROMBOLJAKKUSSON

 



QUANDO UNO STUPIDO VULCANO ISLANDESE CHE DORMIVA DA 800 ANNI , DI COLPO ERUTTA E TI TOGLIE VISIBILITA'.......!


WHEN THE STUPID VOLCANO IN ICELAND WAKES UP AFTER 800 YEARS AND TAKES YOUR PLACE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT..........! So you look for an icelandic name so bad, in order to be the next star of Volcanoland!

martedì 9 marzo 2021

BONUS BABY CRATERE

 




WHERE HAVE ALL THOSE BIRTH CONTROL POLICIES GONE? ARE YOU AIMING AT ONE OF THOSE "LARGE FAMILY ECONOMIC PRIZE", PERHAPS....?

venerdì 5 marzo 2021

IL FATTO E' CHE CI AMA.... TROPPO !!!!

 


CI VUOLE UN BELL'OMBRELLO CONTRO IL FORTE SOLE!


THE WAY ETNA LOVES US ALL .........TOO MUCH!  she thinks we need an umbrella against the hot sun

martedì 2 marzo 2021

QUELLA "N" IN PIU' CHE FA LA DIFFERENZA

 


LA DIFFERENZA E' EVIDENTE NO??


BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GRAFICO (graphic) AND A GRA-N-FICO (very cool guy). DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?

25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

  NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...