I VULCANETTI E LA STORIA DEL NUOVO COGNOME

 

ACCORDING TO THE NEW ITALIAN LAW, CHILDREN CAN HAVE BOTH MUM AND DAD'S FAMILY NAMES.

NOW THE LITTLE VOLCANOES ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH THEIR NEW SURNAME(S) WILL BE .... ETNA-MONGIBELLO, AEOLIAN-LIPARI ISLANDS, STROMBOLI SUPER-COOL-VOLCANO?

GIRA QUEL CARTELLO, VA'...!

 

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NON ITALIANS WILL HARDLY UNDERSTAND THIS.

"FICO" IN ITALY IS A FRUIT BUT ALSO MEANS "COOL GUY".

FICOGRANDE IS ONE OF STROMBOLI'S BEACHES, BUT IF YOU SWAP THE WORDS IT TURNS INTO "GRANDE FICO"  (GREAT COOL GUY") , THAT IS ... HIMSELF!!

SCIROCCO MALEDUCATO !!

 WHEN YOU ARE HAVING THE SHOWER OF YOUR LIFE AND SIROCCO WIND COMES TO TAKE AWAY ALL THE CLOUDS....

THE MANIAC !!!!

BUONA PASQUA ... SENZA TROPPE SORPRESE!

 

HAPPY EASTER.... LET'S HOPE WITH NOT SUCH "BIG" SURPRISES!

DICHIARAZIONE DI G.........RANDE AMOR!

 

- HEY DWARFY... WHAT IF I WILL CONQUER YOUR HEART TOMORROW?

- I SHALL ASK THE EUROPEAN UNION TO SEND WEAPONS!