L'AFA, I VENTI E L'ETNA

 

- ENOUGH WITH THIS HOT SUMMER. IT IS DANGEROUS IF WE VOLCANOES START TO SWEAT ... BECAUSE WE SWEAT LAVA, YOU KNOW.

-- DON'T WORRY, THE WINDS (*) ARE COMING 

(*) in italian the word for "winds" (venti) is the same as "twenty"

- T-WINDY DEGREES?

-- NO, NOT T-WINDY, JUST WINDS

- SO WHAT ARE THEY COMING FOR?

-- IN ORDER TO BRING COOL AIR. THE WINDS TAKE HEAT AWAY.

- GREAT! IF THEY DO SO, THEN NO MATTER IF THEY ARE T-WINDY, TEN, OR JUST FIVE!!! THEY ARE WELCOME!

-- (oh my gosh!)

PIERO ANGELA SE NE VA ...

 

- LET'S FLY TO NEW AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES!

- GOODBYE, GREAT PIERO ANGELA (*) ... THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THE "DWARFY" 'S SIZE WHEN YOU DECIDED THE NAME OF YOUR TV SHOW "SUPER QUARK".

(*) - Piero Angela was the best and most important science journalist in Italy. He had been working on TV from the 1960s up to very few weeks before he died, on August 13, 2022. A very educated, wise gentleman that will be badly missed by all italians.  --- BUT NO, IT IS NOT TRUE he named his show after Stromboli's size, as small as a "quark" element...  hahahhahah! ----

ISLANDA vs SICILIA

 

- PEOPLE HERE GET SO CLOSE THEY CAN COOK THEIR SAUSAGES WITH MY LAVA'S HEAT. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

- WELL.... HERE, AFTER A BOWL FULL OF PASTA COOKED IN THE OVEN, 12 SAUSAGES BAKED ON TERRACOTTA TILES AND DOUBLE-CREAM ICE CREAMS, THE PEOPLE COME JUST TO DIGEST AND TAKE SOME PICTURES... any problem with that, mate?

I POLITICI ITALIANI VISTI DAI "VULCANETTI" (2022)