ETNAGNEZ

 

ETNA: WELL, WE ARE LOSING FOLLOWERS, DWARF!

STROMBOLI: WE? YOU ARE!

ETNA: LET'S DO SOMETHING.

STROMBOLI: YOU MIGHT ERUPT, SOMETIMES, FOR EXAMPLE...

ETNA: LET'S DO LIKE CHIARA FERRAGNI. SHE IS VERY FAMOUS AND WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE LOSING PUBLIC - WITH HER HUSBAND, SHE STARTS SOME BRAND NEW SCANDAL. NOW THEY ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE. YOU WILL SEE THE GREAT SUCCESS!

STROMBOLI: ....SO?

ETNA: SO... WE MUST BREAK UP, DWARFY. START MOVING TOWARDS UPPER THYRRENIAN SEA.

STROMBOLI: FINE. THEN YOU START MOVING TOWARDS GREECE.

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                               BOTH:   ARE YOU STILL THERE????

NON PENSARE, NON DIRE...

ETNA: I WAS REFLECTING ABOUT...

STROMBOLI: NO YOU CANNOT REFLECT ON RUSSIA-UCRAINE WAR, BECAUSE THIS MAKES THE POLITICIANS UPSET DEPENDING ON HOW THE WIND BLOWS...

ETNA: NO BUT... I WAS THINKING THAT...

STROMBOLI: DO NOT THINK, ESPECIALLY DO NOT THINK TO GAZA AND WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE

ETNA: I MEANT TO SAY ...

STROMBOLI: YOU CANNOT MEAN, YOU CANNOT SAY... OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEND SOME TV JOURNALIST TO CHASE YOU !!!

ETNA: I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT I, AS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO, MIGHT HAVE KILLED 200 PEOPLE IN 500.000 YEARS... HUMANS, IN JUST ONE SINGLE YEAR, KILLED THE WHOLE POPULATION OF A CONTINENT. AND STILL GOING ON...!

YOU ARE RIGHT, MATE!  #STOPGENOCIDE  ALL KINDS OF GENOCIDES

 

BASTA BULLIZZARE VULCANO

 

STOP BULLYING VULCANO !!!

VULCANO: <<<< ENOUGH! I'M TIRED TO BE REMEMBERED ONLY FOR SULPHUR SMELLING... THAT IS NOT NICE!

I AM ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, MY SULPHUR IS PART OF THE THERMAL BATHS THAT HELP  YOU FEEL GOOD AND CURED. I HAVE LOVELY BEACHES, GREAT SEA, NICE PEOPLE LIVING ON ME... I AM SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS! WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHICH I DO NOT? >>>>

ETNA: A FEW THOUSAND METERS MORE

SALINA: BIG BOOBS

LIPARI: PUMICE STONE

STROMBOLI: LAVA FOUNTAINS