martedì 27 settembre 2022
PONTE-barra-SULLO STRETTO
domenica 25 settembre 2022
I SONDAGGI ELETTORALI
- WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER, ETNA OR STROMBOLI?
- STROMBOLI 100%
- STROMBOLI FOREVER.
- WE DO PREFER STROMBOLI, OF COURSE STROMBOLI, WE LOVE STROMBOLI..
- YEAH, NICE, I AM FLATTERED... SO WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING ON ETNA??
=== ELECTION DAY POLLS ===
sabato 17 settembre 2022
LA GIOVANE VECCHIA
lunedì 12 settembre 2022
VULCANI PORCELLINI
- A MALE VOLCANO PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE MOUNTAIN, A BUNCH OF STINKY MUDS PRETENDING TO BE A VOLCANO, A DWARF WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, A SMALL ISLAND IN LOVE WITH HER OWN BROTHER ...... IF WE WANT TO SAVE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES OF LIFE, LET'S STOP TOURISM ON VOLCANOES!!!!
- MONSTERS, YOU TOO, HUH ???
HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS CARTOON TO NON ITALIANS. YOU MUST JUST KNOW THAT OUR SILLY POLITICIANS ARE BASING THEIR VOTE CAMPAIGN ON "PEPPA PIG CARTOON", SINCE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER OR MORE IMPORTANT TO SPEAK OF!
venerdì 9 settembre 2022
lunedì 5 settembre 2022
FEMEN !
- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH!
- WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEEN RULING OVER YOU ALL FOR HALF-A-MILLION YEAR. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME? GETTING TANNED BY THE FIREFLIES' LIGHT... ?
giovedì 1 settembre 2022
TIK TOK VULCANI
FAMOSETTA E INTELLIGENTE
GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say? ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is...

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GRAZ - Ok, you have nothing to say? ETNA - Yeah... I'm waiting for the storm so I'll have a nice shower, and you are bothering. Is...
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PEOPLE : -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!! ETNA: -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR PEOPLE AT ET...
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ETNA - The psycho president of the USA uses his friend's death to start violence against his political rivals... the nazi Russian dic...
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MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!
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NOT THAT SHORT, AFTER ALL....! In effetti sotto la superficie del mare Stromboli si allunga per altri 2000 metri.