LEZIONI PRIVATE DAL PROF

 

    "PRIVATE ERUPTION LESSONS --- MODEST PRICE"

ETNACHEMICAL

 

ITALIAN SINGER ROSA CHEMICAL LOVES ETNA BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE HIM ... BOTH A "HE" (VOLCANO) AND ALSO A "SHE" (MOUNTAIN). 

ETNA IS FLATTERED AND LIKES IT ALL... BUT, PLEASE, DO NOT KISS HIM/HER !!!

LA BORSA DI LAVA CALDA

 

- SO? IS IT ALL OVER ALREADY?

- IS THE ERUPTION OVER?

- IT SEEMS SO...

- WHERE HAS ALL THE LAVA GONE?

-- DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LEAVE MY HOT LAVA TO YOU, WHILE THERE IS - 10° C OUTSIDE AND SNOW STORM ARRIVING????

I PROMESSI SPOSI

 

YESTERDAY STROMBOLI PRODUCED A STEAM RING...

MEANWHILE, ETNA WAS ALL DRESSED IN WHITE SNOW.

WHICH MEANS THAT ..........?

L'ARRESTO ECCELLENTE

 

THE POLICE ARRESTED A DANGEROUS AND EVIL BOSS WHO USED TO HIDE FROM THE WHOLE WORLD!

volcanoes:  YEEEH!! YUHUUU!! GREAT !!! AT LAST!!!

marsili:       HEY, IT WAS NOT ME...

TEMPISMO PERFETTO

 

 I THINK IT'S A GREAT TIMING, THIS ONE OF THE ITALIAN "TV NEWS" TO ALWAYS ANNOUNCE THE BEGINNING OF MY BRAND NEW ERUPTION.... EXACTLY WHEN IT IS GOING TO END.

BUON NANNO NUOVO!

 

🇬🇧 .... HARD TO TRANSLATE THIS 😄 the Italian words for "happy new year" (Buon Anno) sound almost like the sicilian "happy grandpa" (Buon Nanno)😂😂😂 And the grandpa is Vesuvius of course.

Nonsense, I know... but .... enjoy!

RINGIOVANITO

 

PARE CHE IL SISTEMA MAGMATICO DI STROMBOLI STIA ... RINGIOVANENDO SEMPRE PIU' !

IS SEEMS STROMBOLI'S MAGMA SYSTEM IS REJUVENATING MORE AND MORE IN YEARS...!!

LA SMORFIA

 

A NATALE E CAPODANNO IN ITALIA SI GIOCA A TOMBOLA. E NON PUO' MANCARE LA SMORFIA NAPOLETANA:

IN ITALY WE PLAY BINGO DURING CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S TIME. ACCORDING TO SOME FUNNY NEAPOLITAN CODE RULES:

87=I PIDOCCHI ( THE LICE )

52=LA MAMMA (THE MUM)

66=LE DUE ZITELLE (TWO SPINSTERS)

68=LA ZUPPA COTTA (WARM SOUP)

85=L'ANIMA DEL PURGATORIO (THE PURGATORY SOUL)

48= IL MORTO CHE PARLA (THE TALKING DEAD)

22= IL PAZZO (THE MAD GUY)

71=L'UOMO DI M*** (THE AS**OLE)

QUELLA DOMANDA CHE TUTTI TI FANNO ....

 

- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO?

- WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF CAR CRASHES, CROSSED BY A RIVER THAT WILL FLOOD THEM ALL EVERY YEAR, AND MAYBE ALSO FACING THE SEA ... WITH TSUNAMI RISK EVERY NOW AND THEN ...and maybe also with a mountain range and its landslides at their back???

PENSANDO AL NUOVO ANNO ....

 

YOUR DREAMS vs REAL LIFE