VULCAN-FLUID !

 

- SEE, THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIORGIA MELONI ? SHE WANTS THE PEOPLE TO CALL HER "MISTER PRIME MINISTER" AND NOT "MRS."

- SO ?

- SO... WHAT ABOUT YOU WHO PRETEND TO BE CALLED "LADY VOLCANO"? YOU ARE JUST A VOLCANO.

- I AM WHAT I AM AND I WANT TO BE CALLED AS I LIKE IT.

- SHAME ON YOU ... YOU STILL USE THESE OLD FEMINIST IDEAS! THE WORLD IS FLUID, TAKE THE EXAMPLE OF THIS CONSERVATIVE LADY. WHAT IS MALE? WHAT IS FEMALE? GENDER DOES NOT MATTER... IT JUST MATTERS WHAT YOU ARE.

- WELL ... uhmmm....I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, AFTER ALL ... YOU "MISS DWARF"!!!

DOLCISSIMO NANO.... !!

 

- WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR AGES, AND YOU NEVER SENT ME A "SWEET LETTER" LIKE THE ONE PUTIN WROTE TO SILVIO BERLUSCONI... shame on you!

- WELL, I USUALLY SEND SOME NICE PYROCLASTIC FLOW AND SOME VERY SWEET MICRO-TSUNAMI. ISN'T IT ENOUGH?   (ah! women!!!)

SISTEMI COLLEGATI ............. AL TRAM!

 

MOUNT ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE TWO CONNECTED VOLCANIC SYSTEM, IN FACT AS ONE OF THE TWO ERUPTS, THE OTHER ONE ....

... UHM... WELL, IT SLEEPS!.........OK BUT NOT FOR LONG. NOW, LOOK HOW IT STARTS ERUPTING ....

(...........)

OK, MAYBE THEY ARE NOT THOROUGHLY CONNECTED ... NOPE, THEY ARE NOT. THEY DEFINITELY ARE NOT! (shame on me!!!)

PONTE-barra-SULLO STRETTO

 

- WHY DO ALL THESE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENTS OF SICILY SWEAR THEY WILL BUILD THE BRIDGE OVER MESSINA STRAIT ... AND THEN WON'T DO IT AT ALL?

- FOR THE SAME REASON WHY I LOVE TO MAKE THE GRAPHICS OF TREMOR GO UP AND DOWN, ALL THE TIME. THEY CALL IT "KEEP A BASE OF FOLLOWERS" FOR THE FUTURE.

- YEAH... SURE! AT MY PLACE, INSTEAD, THEY CALL IT "MAKE A FOOL OF ALL THOSE STUPID CHICKENS WHO BELIEVE IT"

I SONDAGGI ELETTORALI

 

- WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER, ETNA OR STROMBOLI?

- STROMBOLI 100%

- STROMBOLI FOREVER.

- WE DO PREFER STROMBOLI, OF COURSE STROMBOLI, WE LOVE STROMBOLI..

- YEAH, NICE, I AM FLATTERED... SO WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING ON ETNA??

=== ELECTION DAY POLLS ===

LA GIOVANE VECCHIA

 

SHE WON'T ERUPT, SHE ALWAYS SNORTS, NOW SHE MAKES CROCHET CLOUDS TOO ... GEES! WHEN YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD. SAD! THE BEST ONES ARE THE FIRST TO LEAVE.

NO, WAIT... I AM THE BEST ONE!

VULCANI PORCELLINI

 

- A MALE VOLCANO PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE MOUNTAIN, A BUNCH OF STINKY MUDS PRETENDING TO BE A VOLCANO, A DWARF WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, A SMALL ISLAND IN LOVE WITH HER OWN BROTHER ...... IF WE WANT TO SAVE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES OF LIFE, LET'S STOP TOURISM ON VOLCANOES!!!!

- MONSTERS, YOU TOO, HUH ???

HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS CARTOON TO NON ITALIANS. YOU MUST JUST KNOW THAT OUR SILLY POLITICIANS ARE BASING THEIR VOTE CAMPAIGN ON  "PEPPA PIG CARTOON", SINCE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER OR MORE IMPORTANT TO SPEAK OF!

DA REGINA A REGINA

 IN MEMORY OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II OF BRITAIN (1926-2022)

FEMEN !

 

- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH!

- WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEEN RULING OVER YOU ALL FOR HALF-A-MILLION  YEAR. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME? GETTING TANNED BY THE FIREFLIES' LIGHT... ?

TIK TOK VULCANI

 

NOW THAT EVEN 100-YEAR OLD POLITICIANS ARE ON "TIK TOK"... WHO IS STILL MISSING?

- HELLO, WE ARE YOUR VOLCANOES AND WE ARE HAPPY TO BE ON THIS "TIK TOK". IT REMINDS US OF THE SOUND OF LAPILLI WHILE HITTING YOUR CARS ... OR POP-CORNS COOKING ON THE LAVA (what the hell are you talking about?)

- DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. WE ARE GOOD AT MAKING VIDEOS, THIS IS WHY WE ARE ON "TIK TOK". BUT WE DO NOT ENVY YOU FOR YOUR AGE... WE WERE STUPID HORNITOS WHEN WE WERE 13 !!!

- COME ON, LET'S SAY SOMETHING SMART OR WE WILL SAY GOODBYE TO ERUPTION-LOVERS OF THE FUTURE. LET'S ERUPT THEN !! OK, COME ON!

- HARD TO STAY ON THIS "TIK TOK", HUH? BUT ... IF MUMMIES CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT AS WELL.

L'AFA, I VENTI E L'ETNA

 

- ENOUGH WITH THIS HOT SUMMER. IT IS DANGEROUS IF WE VOLCANOES START TO SWEAT ... BECAUSE WE SWEAT LAVA, YOU KNOW.

-- DON'T WORRY, THE WINDS (*) ARE COMING 

(*) in italian the word for "winds" (venti) is the same as "twenty"

- T-WINDY DEGREES?

-- NO, NOT T-WINDY, JUST WINDS

- SO WHAT ARE THEY COMING FOR?

-- IN ORDER TO BRING COOL AIR. THE WINDS TAKE HEAT AWAY.

- GREAT! IF THEY DO SO, THEN NO MATTER IF THEY ARE T-WINDY, TEN, OR JUST FIVE!!! THEY ARE WELCOME!

-- (oh my gosh!)