PSYCHO VULCANO

 

-SO, I SOMETIMES LET THE TREMOR RISE BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENS. ON THE OTHER HAND, SOMETIMES I AM SO CALM AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE IS THE ERUPTION. NOW I AM GOING ON WITH THESE STUPID EXPLOSIONS AND THEY ARE ALL IN ALERT... BUT DAYS GO BY AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

---- UHM, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING CASE OF BIPOLAR-OBSESSIVE-UNSECURE-MANIAC BEHAVIOR. WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MEGALOMANIA TOO...

-------DEAR COLLEAGUE, MAY I SUGGEST A NICE PREVENTIVE SEDATION??

CAMBIAMO TERMINE!

 

STROMBOLI doesn't want the words "strombolian explosion" to be used for Etna's activity.

So we proposed to use, instead, "DWARFIAN explosion"..........well, he doesn't look happy with that!

TI RICORDI COME SI FA...?

 

OK.... THE HEATING SYSTEM WORKS!

NOW, CAN I HAVE A REAL ERUPTION? DO YOU STILL REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT?

LA FESTA DELLE ZUCCHE

 

STROMBOLI: THE HOLIDAY OF PUMPKINS IS COMING SOON ...

ETNA:   OH, SO IT IS YOUR DAY, DWARFY !

STROMBOLI: NO, YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND... I MEAN, THAT HOLIDAY THAT CELEBRATES UGLY AND SCARY THINGS!

ETNA:  YES, YES... I HAD FULLY UNDERSTOOD! IN FACT,  THAT  IS YOUR DAY, DWARFY!

SCALATA AL SUCCESSO ... O QUASI!

 

STROMBOLI: - Oh yeah! I got it! I 've made a super vapour ring... now I'm almost there, I will replace that lazy Etna very soon!

I can certainly make fluid lavas, super fountains, rings ... I only have to learn how to produce great earthquakes, how to open a valley on my side and how to put a glacier in one of my caves... and then ...

ETNA: - Then you should become a female-volcano

STROMBOLI: - No problem, I am pro "gender-fluid" theory. I will do it.

ETNA: - Then you should also be able to grow over 2400 more meters above sea level and get to even see Tunisia !! (ha ha ha)

STROMBOLI: - Uuuuhm... weelll.... isn't it too hot, for october, these days? Where have mid seasons gone???

IL PIANO B

 

WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING A VOLCANO... AND YOU GO TO "PLAN B".

(well, I see you in this role.........)

LUI HA LE PROVE!

 

STROMBOLI: - I have found a video of 5 or 6 years ago and it shows you while erupting! Do not deny... it is YOU, and YOU were definitely erupting!!

ETNA: - Ok, did  the dossier investigation finish? Let's go on ...

STROMBOLI: - This is a scandal! This is very bad! This is ...

ETNA: - This is your luck, that I am not in eruption right now... So you can still pretend to be me and feel important for a while...

IL VESUVIO ESORCIZZA I CAMPI FLEGREI

 

VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS!

LISCIIA KIMIKA

 

NANO, MA QUANTO PARLI..........!!!🤫🤫
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stromboli ---But, all these people who fear airplanes' white trails, are they also afraid of us volcanoes, since we throw in the atmosphere - every single day - SULFUR DIOXIDES, HYDROGEN SULFIDE, CARBON DIOXIDE, ASHES, FREEZE-DRIED MINERALS, HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF...

etna --- Stoooop, in the name of God. Don't tell anymore. Or, in a few minutes, we'll be accused to be maneuvred by Soros, the New Masonic Order and aliens too.... SHUT YOUR TRAP UP !!!!

TAPPINARI

IL MONDO E' DEI TAPPINARI

😄(tranne le sciare tiepidine!)😄

🇬🇧 When tourists climb the volcano dressed as if they should go to the beach. And then it might happen that Etna invites them to "have a nice walk" on a not-so-cold lava stream .... yeah! (sh)it happens! ==cannot translate "tappinari", but it's too a funny word!!==

 

LA MANTELLINA

 

STROMBOLI: - OH NO, NO... THERE SHE WEARS HER COAT!

WHEN SHE NEEDS IT, IT MEANS SUMMER IS REALLY OVER.

ETNA:   - SO? NO COMPLIMENT AT ALL? I DON'T KNOW... TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE COLOR, IF YOU LIKE IT IS CASHMERE OR IF YOU PREFER VELVET. NOTHING? .....GEES... MEN !!!