L'ETNA SCIVOLA VERSO EST ...

 

ECCO PERCHE'.

-- LET'S FEEL THE WATER TEMPERATURE... UHMM... NO, NO SWIMMING YET, IN THIS MILLENIUM!

ETNAGNEZ

 

ETNA: WELL, WE ARE LOSING FOLLOWERS, DWARF!

STROMBOLI: WE? YOU ARE!

ETNA: LET'S DO SOMETHING.

STROMBOLI: YOU MIGHT ERUPT, SOMETIMES, FOR EXAMPLE...

ETNA: LET'S DO LIKE CHIARA FERRAGNI. SHE IS VERY FAMOUS AND WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE LOSING PUBLIC - WITH HER HUSBAND, SHE STARTS SOME BRAND NEW SCANDAL. NOW THEY ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE. YOU WILL SEE THE GREAT SUCCESS!

STROMBOLI: ....SO?

ETNA: SO... WE MUST BREAK UP, DWARFY. START MOVING TOWARDS UPPER THYRRENIAN SEA.

STROMBOLI: FINE. THEN YOU START MOVING TOWARDS GREECE.

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                               BOTH:   ARE YOU STILL THERE????

NON PENSARE, NON DIRE...

ETNA: I WAS REFLECTING ABOUT...

STROMBOLI: NO YOU CANNOT REFLECT ON RUSSIA-UCRAINE WAR, BECAUSE THIS MAKES THE POLITICIANS UPSET DEPENDING ON HOW THE WIND BLOWS...

ETNA: NO BUT... I WAS THINKING THAT...

STROMBOLI: DO NOT THINK, ESPECIALLY DO NOT THINK TO GAZA AND WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE

ETNA: I MEANT TO SAY ...

STROMBOLI: YOU CANNOT MEAN, YOU CANNOT SAY... OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEND SOME TV JOURNALIST TO CHASE YOU !!!

ETNA: I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT I, AS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO, MIGHT HAVE KILLED 200 PEOPLE IN 500.000 YEARS... HUMANS, IN JUST ONE SINGLE YEAR, KILLED THE WHOLE POPULATION OF A CONTINENT. AND STILL GOING ON...!

YOU ARE RIGHT, MATE!  #STOPGENOCIDE  ALL KINDS OF GENOCIDES

 

BASTA BULLIZZARE VULCANO

 

STOP BULLYING VULCANO !!!

VULCANO: <<<< ENOUGH! I'M TIRED TO BE REMEMBERED ONLY FOR SULPHUR SMELLING... THAT IS NOT NICE!

I AM ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, MY SULPHUR IS PART OF THE THERMAL BATHS THAT HELP  YOU FEEL GOOD AND CURED. I HAVE LOVELY BEACHES, GREAT SEA, NICE PEOPLE LIVING ON ME... I AM SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS! WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHICH I DO NOT? >>>>

ETNA: A FEW THOUSAND METERS MORE

SALINA: BIG BOOBS

LIPARI: PUMICE STONE

STROMBOLI: LAVA FOUNTAINS

DIRITTO DI SCIOPERO

 

ALL VOLCANOES IN THE WORLD ARE ERUPTING BUT YOU. What Will you Say?

STRIKE IS MY RIGHT!!!

LA SPOSA D'INVERNO

 

TIME HAS COME AGAIN

WHEN THE AIR SOUNDS WITH

THAT LOVELY ECHO,

SWEETLY SAYING TO

THE WORLD ....

--- AAARGH, NO, I SAID I WON'T MARRY YOU!!

COMPLOTTISTI NE ABBIAMO ?

 

PEOPLE:  -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!!

ETNA:  -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR

PEOPLE AT ETNA: -- OH MYYYY.... IT IS SOROS, AND HE IS LARGER AND FATTER THAN WE THOUGHT

STROMBOLI: -- IT'S NOT SOROS... IT'S A VOLCANO (AND NOT SO ACTIVE RECENTLY)

PEOPLE AT STROMBOLI: --- AAAARGHH... A VACCINE!!! LET'S RUN AWAY!!!

PUBBLICO INDISCRETO

 

NOW, TELL ME THIS .... DO YOU ALSO HAVE A WHOLE PUBLIC TAKING PHOTOS OF

 YOU, EVERY TIME YOU'VE GOT A FURIOUS HEADACHE ???

PSYCHO VULCANO

 

-SO, I SOMETIMES LET THE TREMOR RISE BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENS. ON THE OTHER HAND, SOMETIMES I AM SO CALM AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE IS THE ERUPTION. NOW I AM GOING ON WITH THESE STUPID EXPLOSIONS AND THEY ARE ALL IN ALERT... BUT DAYS GO BY AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

---- UHM, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING CASE OF BIPOLAR-OBSESSIVE-UNSECURE-MANIAC BEHAVIOR. WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MEGALOMANIA TOO...

-------DEAR COLLEAGUE, MAY I SUGGEST A NICE PREVENTIVE SEDATION??

CAMBIAMO TERMINE!

 

STROMBOLI doesn't want the words "strombolian explosion" to be used for Etna's activity.

So we proposed to use, instead, "DWARFIAN explosion"..........well, he doesn't look happy with that!

TI RICORDI COME SI FA...?

 

OK.... THE HEATING SYSTEM WORKS!

NOW, CAN I HAVE A REAL ERUPTION? DO YOU STILL REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT?