ALLERTA!

 

IS IT "ORANGE ALERT" OR "ARANCINO ALERT"???

TALE E QUALE

 

VABBE' LA NUOVA ERUZIONE INTERNA ALLA VORAGINE, PERO' DAI ... TROPPO SMACCATA L'IMITAZIONE !!!

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OK THE BRAND NEW ERUPTION FROM "VORAGINE CRATER", MISS ETNA, BUT...

IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI'S ERUPTIONS! 

COME ON, BE ORIGINAL !! YOU CAN DO IT!

VIGNETTISTA POLITICA

 

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STROMBOLI: do not blame the cartoonist, because she makes cartoons about politics! How could she talk about volcanic things if Etna keeps on being asleep?

ME:                Thank you, dear!

STROMBOLI: of course, if she were a good cartoonist she would know that - with Etna asleep, there is such a god as ME to draw about. But she is not a good cartoonist...

ME:            Well, I was planning a cartoon series with Stromboli as main character, but now I believe 

                   Vulcano is the best protagonist, especially for Netflix!

STROMBOLI'S BANNER: GREAT, UNIQUE, FANTASTIC, INCREDIBLE CARTOONIST 

                                              WE ALL WORSHIP!

CHE BRUTTA PAROLA !!!

 

PREMISE:   IT SEEMS THAT, DURING A REUNION WITH THE ITALIAN BISHOPS, POPE FRANCIS SAID SOMETHING LIKE: "No more homosexuals in the seminaries... there is too much of this GAY-THING (in italian FROCIAGGINE) in there"

STROMBOLI: - Pope... come on! It is not like you to say such a bad word! And to people you always made feel welcome!

POPE: - In fact, I did not mean FROCIAGGINE, I did mean... uhm... PROPAGGINE (=offshoot). Seminaries must not be offshoots but original and real things. That is why. I meant that. And offshoot/propaggine is not a bad word, isn't it? You too, you are a PROPAGGINE of something lying underwater...

ETNA: - Yeah, Dwarfy... he is right. You are definitely a PROPAGGINE.

VULCANO: - So much a PROPAGGINE indeed...!

NON CAPIRE L'AURORA

 

- WOOOOWW!!

- NOW .... WHAT KIND OF AMAZING SUPER VOLCANO IS THIS, WHEREVER IT IS, THAT ITS LAVA'S LIGHT CAN BE SEEN THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE EUROPE?

== THEY DIDN'T GET IT WAS THE SOUTHERNMOST NORTHERN LIGHTS! ==

E TESEO ... MUUUTO!

 

** L'OPERA E' “Teseo screpolato” (2011) dell'artista polacco Igor Mitoraj, che ha trovato la sua dimora temporanea sul versante meridionale del vulcano, a un'altitudine di 1700 metri, nella suggestiva contrada Serra La Nave, nel territorio di Ragalna.

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ETNA: - THEY ALL THINK IT IS EASY TO BE AN ACTIVE VOLCANO... THEY DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IS IT, TO ORGANIZE NEW ERUPTIONS, TO LISTEN TO THOSE WHO CALL YOU "DISGRACE", OR THOSE WHO MUST BOTHER YOU WITH THE TREMOR GRAPHICS... AND ALL THOSE LITTLE VOLCANOES PIS** NG ME OFF DAY AND NIGHT, AND I CANNOT REPLY BECAUSE I AM OLDER AND LARGER AND MORE FAMOUS AND...

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WELL, AS A ROOMMATE YOU ARE A VERY GOOD COMPANY, INDEED!!!!

** THE SILENT FRIEND IS “Teseo screpolato” (2011) bronze statue by the Polish artist Igor Mitoraj, who found his temporary home on the southern slope of Etna, at an altitude of 1700 metres, in the suggestive Serra La Nave area, in the Ragalna territory.

DISAGIO

 

ETNA: --At first they were eruption-maniacs, then came tremor graphic maniacs, now they all are volcanic vortex-rings-maniacs...everyday I feel surrounded by such a big...

STROMBOLI: -- ..... DISEASE!😁

L'ETNA SCIVOLA VERSO EST ...

 

ECCO PERCHE'.

-- LET'S FEEL THE WATER TEMPERATURE... UHMM... NO, NO SWIMMING YET, IN THIS MILLENIUM!

ETNAGNEZ

 

ETNA: WELL, WE ARE LOSING FOLLOWERS, DWARF!

STROMBOLI: WE? YOU ARE!

ETNA: LET'S DO SOMETHING.

STROMBOLI: YOU MIGHT ERUPT, SOMETIMES, FOR EXAMPLE...

ETNA: LET'S DO LIKE CHIARA FERRAGNI. SHE IS VERY FAMOUS AND WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE LOSING PUBLIC - WITH HER HUSBAND, SHE STARTS SOME BRAND NEW SCANDAL. NOW THEY ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE. YOU WILL SEE THE GREAT SUCCESS!

STROMBOLI: ....SO?

ETNA: SO... WE MUST BREAK UP, DWARFY. START MOVING TOWARDS UPPER THYRRENIAN SEA.

STROMBOLI: FINE. THEN YOU START MOVING TOWARDS GREECE.

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                               BOTH:   ARE YOU STILL THERE????

NON PENSARE, NON DIRE...

ETNA: I WAS REFLECTING ABOUT...

STROMBOLI: NO YOU CANNOT REFLECT ON RUSSIA-UCRAINE WAR, BECAUSE THIS MAKES THE POLITICIANS UPSET DEPENDING ON HOW THE WIND BLOWS...

ETNA: NO BUT... I WAS THINKING THAT...

STROMBOLI: DO NOT THINK, ESPECIALLY DO NOT THINK TO GAZA AND WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE

ETNA: I MEANT TO SAY ...

STROMBOLI: YOU CANNOT MEAN, YOU CANNOT SAY... OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEND SOME TV JOURNALIST TO CHASE YOU !!!

ETNA: I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT I, AS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO, MIGHT HAVE KILLED 200 PEOPLE IN 500.000 YEARS... HUMANS, IN JUST ONE SINGLE YEAR, KILLED THE WHOLE POPULATION OF A CONTINENT. AND STILL GOING ON...!

YOU ARE RIGHT, MATE!  #STOPGENOCIDE  ALL KINDS OF GENOCIDES

 

BASTA BULLIZZARE VULCANO

 

STOP BULLYING VULCANO !!!

VULCANO: <<<< ENOUGH! I'M TIRED TO BE REMEMBERED ONLY FOR SULPHUR SMELLING... THAT IS NOT NICE!

I AM ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, MY SULPHUR IS PART OF THE THERMAL BATHS THAT HELP  YOU FEEL GOOD AND CURED. I HAVE LOVELY BEACHES, GREAT SEA, NICE PEOPLE LIVING ON ME... I AM SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS! WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHICH I DO NOT? >>>>

ETNA: A FEW THOUSAND METERS MORE

SALINA: BIG BOOBS

LIPARI: PUMICE STONE

STROMBOLI: LAVA FOUNTAINS