martedì 30 novembre 2021
POLITICALLY (VULCANICALLY) CORRECT
lunedì 29 novembre 2021
mercoledì 24 novembre 2021
sabato 20 novembre 2021
VULCANO E LE MASCHERINE
WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF REGION SICILY DECIDED TO FORCE PEOPLE USING THE MASKS AGAIN IN THE OPEN AIR. NOT FOR COVID, THIS TIME, BUT FOR VULCANO'S SULPHUR GAS COMING OUT MORE AND MORE .... (THOUGH "NO STINK"s STILL DENY IT ALL!)😜😜😜
domenica 14 novembre 2021
IL FORMICAIO GIGANTE... O FORSE NO
- WEIRD PEOPLE SAY VOLCANOES ARE JUST MOUNTAINS OF SAND COMING FROM EXCAVATION OF LARGE CAVES!
- WHAT? ARE THEY DRUNK? SO I WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN OF SAND FROM A LARGE CAVE?
- NO, NOT YOU. YOU MIGHT BE JUST THE AMOUNT OF SAND FROM THE EXCAVATION OF AN ANTS' NEST!
lunedì 8 novembre 2021
ETNA, PARTONO I "GREEN TOUR"
ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE VOLCANOES, SO THEY DO BELONG TO NATURE, THEY ARE NATURE. WE SHALL ALWAYS RESPECT THEM, NEVER LEAVE RUBBISH AROUND, NEVER POLLUTE WOODS AND LAVA ROCKS... AND IF WE NEED A GUIDED TOUR, WE SHALL CHOOSE A ECOLOGIC "GREEN" ONE, LIKE:
https://www.go-etna.com/excursions/green-mount-etna-tour-etna-excursion/
domenica 7 novembre 2021
PATCHWORK D'AUTUNNO
ETNA IN THE BRIGHT AUTUMN COLORS is wonderful, but "little dwarfy" Stromboli does not like it, looks too vintage to him.
Perhaps because he does not have any "autumn color" at all?
L'ARMA NUCLEARE SOMMERSA - UNDERWATER NUCLEAR WEAPON
MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!

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TRUMP: hey volcana, I've just bought the EU, Scotland and planning to buy Greenland soon. But I also want you as my private spa. What ...
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MARSILI: - ... AND YOU WERE LUCKY, TOO, BECAUSE TODAY I AM NOT PISSED OFF!
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---------------------------------------------- Trump: Hey, volcana, why are you spreading in the air sulfur dioxide like that? don't y...
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- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED! --- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS! - HAVE YOU EVER ...
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CAMPI FLEGREI VOLCANO (in napoletano): - Papà, voglio alzarmi e fare casino con gli amici (Dad, I want to get up and have fun with my fri...