martedì 30 novembre 2021

POLITICALLY (VULCANICALLY) CORRECT

 


 HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?

SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?

THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!

sabato 20 novembre 2021

VULCANO E LE MASCHERINE

 



WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF REGION SICILY DECIDED TO FORCE PEOPLE USING THE MASKS AGAIN IN THE OPEN AIR. NOT FOR COVID, THIS TIME, BUT FOR VULCANO'S SULPHUR GAS COMING OUT MORE AND MORE .... (THOUGH "NO STINK"s STILL DENY IT ALL!)😜😜😜

domenica 14 novembre 2021

IL FORMICAIO GIGANTE... O FORSE NO

 



-  WEIRD PEOPLE SAY VOLCANOES ARE JUST MOUNTAINS OF SAND COMING FROM EXCAVATION OF LARGE CAVES!

- WHAT? ARE THEY DRUNK? SO I WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN OF SAND FROM A LARGE CAVE?

- NO, NOT YOU. YOU MIGHT BE JUST THE AMOUNT OF SAND FROM THE EXCAVATION OF AN ANTS' NEST!

lunedì 8 novembre 2021

ETNA, PARTONO I "GREEN TOUR"

 



NON è MALE FARE UN PO' DI PUBBLICITA' .... SE E' UNA COSA BELLA.
I VULCANETTI SONO SEMPRE DALLA PARTE DEL VERDE, PERCHE' LORO SONO VERDE. E COME TALI VANNO RISPETTATI SEMPRE.

IMPARIAMO A NON SPORCARE.
IMPARIAMO A PORTARE SEMPRE CON NOI SACCHETTI DELLA SPAZZATURA PER RACCOGLIERE QUEL CHE NON DOBBIAMO MAI LASCIARE NEL BOSCO.

E SE DOBBIAMO FARE UNA VISITA GUIDATA.... FACCIAMOLA CON
I MEZZI ECOLOGICI ADEGUATI!


ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE VOLCANOES, SO THEY DO BELONG TO NATURE, THEY ARE NATURE. WE SHALL ALWAYS RESPECT THEM, NEVER LEAVE RUBBISH AROUND, NEVER POLLUTE WOODS AND LAVA ROCKS... AND IF WE NEED A GUIDED TOUR, WE SHALL CHOOSE A ECOLOGIC "GREEN" ONE, LIKE:

https://www.go-etna.com/excursions/green-mount-etna-tour-etna-excursion/

domenica 7 novembre 2021

PATCHWORK D'AUTUNNO

 



ETNA IN THE BRIGHT AUTUMN COLORS is wonderful, but "little dwarfy" Stromboli does not like it, looks too vintage to him.

Perhaps because he does not have any "autumn color" at all?

25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

  NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...