COME GIOCHIAMO A NATALE ?

 

SORRY... THIS IS ONLY FOR ITALIANS!😁😁

WE LOVE TO PLAY CARD GAMES ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

POLITICALLY (VULCANICALLY) CORRECT

 

 HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?

SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "MOUNTAINS"? AND IF SOME DWARFY VOLCANO IS NOT A MOUNTAIN AT ALL?

THAT'S THE PROBLEM..........!

ARIA DI NATALE.... CHRISTMAS TIME

 

GREEN "PUZZ" PER TUTTI

 

VULCANO E LE MASCHERINE

 

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF REGION SICILY DECIDED TO FORCE PEOPLE USING THE MASKS AGAIN IN THE OPEN AIR. NOT FOR COVID, THIS TIME, BUT FOR VULCANO'S SULPHUR GAS COMING OUT MORE AND MORE .... (THOUGH "NO STINK"s STILL DENY IT ALL!)😜😜😜

IL FORMICAIO GIGANTE... O FORSE NO

 

-  WEIRD PEOPLE SAY VOLCANOES ARE JUST MOUNTAINS OF SAND COMING FROM EXCAVATION OF LARGE CAVES!

- WHAT? ARE THEY DRUNK? SO I WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN OF SAND FROM A LARGE CAVE?

- NO, NOT YOU. YOU MIGHT BE JUST THE AMOUNT OF SAND FROM THE EXCAVATION OF AN ANTS' NEST!

ETNA, PARTONO I "GREEN TOUR"

 

NON è MALE FARE UN PO' DI PUBBLICITA' .... SE E' UNA COSA BELLA.

I VULCANETTI SONO SEMPRE DALLA PARTE DEL VERDE, PERCHE' LORO SONO VERDE. E COME TALI VANNO RISPETTATI SEMPRE.

IMPARIAMO A NON SPORCARE.

IMPARIAMO A PORTARE SEMPRE CON NOI SACCHETTI DELLA SPAZZATURA PER RACCOGLIERE QUEL CHE NON DOBBIAMO MAI LASCIARE NEL BOSCO.

E SE DOBBIAMO FARE UNA VISITA GUIDATA.... FACCIAMOLA CON

I MEZZI ECOLOGICI ADEGUATI!

https://www.go-etna.it/escursioni-sicilia/eco-green-tour-etna-escursione-etna-100-green/

ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE VOLCANOES, SO THEY DO BELONG TO NATURE, THEY ARE NATURE. WE SHALL ALWAYS RESPECT THEM, NEVER LEAVE RUBBISH AROUND, NEVER POLLUTE WOODS AND LAVA ROCKS... AND IF WE NEED A GUIDED TOUR, WE SHALL CHOOSE A ECOLOGIC "GREEN" ONE, LIKE:

https://www.go-etna.com/excursions/green-mount-etna-tour-etna-excursion/

PATCHWORK D'AUTUNNO

 

ETNA IN THE BRIGHT AUTUMN COLORS is wonderful, but "little dwarfy" Stromboli does not like it, looks too vintage to him.

Perhaps because he does not have any "autumn color" at all?

E NOI CI ABBIAMO EMPEDOCLEEE !!!

 

IL VULCANO GIAPPONESE Fukutoku-Okanoba   RIEMERGE DAL FONDO DEL MARE E PORTA A GALLA NAVI DA GUERRA. MA VUOI METTERE CON QUELLO CHE POTREBBE FAR RIEMERGERE L'ETNA...????

(*) gli errori di grammatica sono voluti, perchè il vulcano giapponese non conosce l'italiano ^_^

THE JAPANESE SUBMERGED VOLCANO Fukutoku-Okanoba   ERUPTS LAVA AND 1940s WAR SHIPS. WHAT HAS ETNA MORE THAN THIS?? WELL, SHE MIGHT ERUPT A PHILOSOPHER!

GLI UMANI VISTI DAI VULCANI ....

 

PER LEGGERE MEGLIO I FUMETTI, CLICCA SULLA VIGNETTA E  INGRANDISCI

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- YOU KNOW, DWARFY...? THERE ARE HUMANS WHO BEAT OTHER HUMANS, WHO CALL "MURDERERS" THE DOCTORS WHO TRY TO CURE THEM. HUMANS WHO BUILD WALLS OR MAKE BOATS SINK SO TO STOP THEIR FELLOW HUMANS TO LAND ON THEIR COUNTRY'S SHORES .... SOME HUMANS WISH WE, THE VOLCANOES, KILL OTHER HUMANS, OR THEY SEE MICROCHIPS, ALIENS, AND SPIES EVEN IN THE FORKS ON THEIR TABLES...

- WOW.... AND THEY SAY IT IS US, THE VOLCANOES, THE DANGER???

L'ESERCITO SOMMERSI

ON THE NOTES OF A FAMOUS SUMMER HIT SONG OF 2017 (esercito dei selfie, by Takagi&Ketra) THE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES OF THE THYRRENIAN SEA LET US KNOW THEY WANT TO JOIN THE... PARTY!

SULLE NOTE DI UNA FAMOSA CANZONE DEL 2017, I VULCANI SOMMERSI CI RICORDANO CHE ESISTONO E CHE VORREBBERO TANTO UNIRSI ALLA FESTA.......!