BIANCA-ETNA E I 700 NANI

 

THREE MORE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED OFF THE SOUTHERN COAST OF SICILY !!! They join  9 volcanoes already recorded in the seabed around the island in past years.

ETNA: -- I FEEL SO MUCH LIKE "SNOW WHITE" THESE DAYS...

(of course the volcanoes' names have been changed so to sound like the Seven Dwarves ones!)

VULCANO NON ESISTE!

 

ETNA - And they say there here is no climate change, there is no round Earth, there is no holocaust...

STROMBOLI - and they also say  Covid did not exist, man on the moon did not exist, mafia victims did not exist...

VULCANO - I really don't understand the people... I bet soon they will say I DO NOT exist either!

ETNA AND STROMBOLI - Did you hear this sound? Was it you? .... No I didn't say a word.... But I heard something .... I heard nothing at all, who should have spoken? .... Dunno....well, never mind...

TI SEI CONSUMATO....!

 

STROMBOLI:   -- THERE IT IS... WHEN GIRLS WANT TO GET ENGAGED THEY ASK YOU FOR A RING, JUST ONE.

BUT IF YOU GIVE THEM EVEN THE SMALLEST "HOPE"....

THEY WILL ASK YOU FOR A WHOLE TREASURE, THEN, AND YOU WILL KISS YOUR MONEY GOODBYE! ---

cartoonist note on the side : oh, you even get money for just being a dwarf, you dwarfy? Did not know that...

TROPPO CALDO PURE PER LA LAVA

 

.............. GOOD LORD, IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE !!!!.................

IL NOME GIUSTO

 

- WHY DO THEY CALL THE ICELANDIC VOLCANO "ICELANDIC VOLCANO"... DOESN'T IT HAVE A NAME?

- YES, IT DOES. BUT IT TAKES THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE TO PRONOUNCE IT...

- WELL, BUT IF SUCH A LONG AND COMPLICATED NAME CREATES SUCH SPECTACULAR ERUPTION... MAYBE SOME LAZY IDIOT VOLCANO SHOULD TAKE EXAMPLE AND CHANGE ALSO ITS OWN NAME.

- LIKE WHAT?

- ETNAFJOORRDULLASKIMAZIKFANGULDOTTIRKRISTIANSSENZUMPAPPA'

SUPER... ILLUSIONE (ma siamo proprio sicuri??)

 

- HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO!

- YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS

- YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ

- NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just July's "super moon")

IT ALERT SPIEGATA DAI VULCANI ... ma lo INGV lo spiega meglio!

 

OUR VOLCANOES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE BRAND NEW (FOR ITALY) ALERT SYSTEM THAT WILL SAVE A LOT OF HUMAN LIVES.

BUT OF COURSE, OUR SCIENTISTS WILL EXPLAIN IT MUCH BETTER

LA SPERANZA E' SEMPRE L'ULTIMA A "BOLLIRE"

 

-  LET'S SEE IF I UNDERSTAND... OUTSIDE THE TEMPERATURE IS 41°C, THE SUN IS AS HOT AS AN INDUSTRIAL BLAST FURNACE ... BUT YOU STILL ASK ME TO ERUPT HOT BOILING LAVA?

(people nodding)

- WELL ... YOU REALLY NEED A GOOD DOCTOR!

UAGLIO' ... DUORME!

 

CAMPI FLEGREI VOLCANO (in napoletano): - Papà, voglio alzarmi e fare casino con gli amici (Dad, I want to get up and have fun with my friends!)

VESUVIO (in napoletano): - Ragazzo, io ti avevo detto di non fare i "millenni piccoli", ma tu sempre sei tornato nel 1538. Adesso devi recuperare sonno, quindi stai buono e dormi (Hey son ... I had told you not to come back at late millenia. But you still wanted to come home by 1538. So now you must recover some sleep and rest more. Be quiet and enjoy your nap!)

CHECCO

 

KISSING GOODBYE ....

FRANCESCO "CHECCO" NUTI.

GREAT POET, ACTOR AND DIRECTOR.

GREAT MAN.

ANCHE I NANI MUOIONO ... MA PER STAVOLTA NON TU

 

Etna -- OOH... HERE THEY SAY A VERY FAMOUS, WELL KNOWN AND V.I.P. OF ITALY JUST DIED!

Stromboli -- WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. LOOK... I AM HERE, ALIVE AND FINE!

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Non scriverò chi è il personaggio famoso appena morto. La vignetta vuole marcare il momento storico ma non celebrare il "personaggio", che secondo me non meritava di essere celebrato nemmeno in vita.

I am not writing the name of the "famous VIP". The cartoon must celebrate the historical moment but I don't want to celebrate this guy, who did not deserve to be celebrated not even while alive.