I PROMESSI SPOSI

 

YESTERDAY STROMBOLI PRODUCED A STEAM RING...

MEANWHILE, ETNA WAS ALL DRESSED IN WHITE SNOW.

WHICH MEANS THAT ..........?

L'ARRESTO ECCELLENTE

 

THE POLICE ARRESTED A DANGEROUS AND EVIL BOSS WHO USED TO HIDE FROM THE WHOLE WORLD!

volcanoes:  YEEEH!! YUHUUU!! GREAT !!! AT LAST!!!

marsili:       HEY, IT WAS NOT ME...

TEMPISMO PERFETTO

 

 I THINK IT'S A GREAT TIMING, THIS ONE OF THE ITALIAN "TV NEWS" TO ALWAYS ANNOUNCE THE BEGINNING OF MY BRAND NEW ERUPTION.... EXACTLY WHEN IT IS GOING TO END.

BUON NANNO NUOVO!

 

🇬🇧 .... HARD TO TRANSLATE THIS 😄 the Italian words for "happy new year" (Buon Anno) sound almost like the sicilian "happy grandpa" (Buon Nanno)😂😂😂 And the grandpa is Vesuvius of course.

Nonsense, I know... but .... enjoy!

RINGIOVANITO

 

PARE CHE IL SISTEMA MAGMATICO DI STROMBOLI STIA ... RINGIOVANENDO SEMPRE PIU' !

IS SEEMS STROMBOLI'S MAGMA SYSTEM IS REJUVENATING MORE AND MORE IN YEARS...!!

LA SMORFIA

 

A NATALE E CAPODANNO IN ITALIA SI GIOCA A TOMBOLA. E NON PUO' MANCARE LA SMORFIA NAPOLETANA:

IN ITALY WE PLAY BINGO DURING CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S TIME. ACCORDING TO SOME FUNNY NEAPOLITAN CODE RULES:

87=I PIDOCCHI ( THE LICE )

52=LA MAMMA (THE MUM)

66=LE DUE ZITELLE (TWO SPINSTERS)

68=LA ZUPPA COTTA (WARM SOUP)

85=L'ANIMA DEL PURGATORIO (THE PURGATORY SOUL)

48= IL MORTO CHE PARLA (THE TALKING DEAD)

22= IL PAZZO (THE MAD GUY)

71=L'UOMO DI M*** (THE AS**OLE)

QUELLA DOMANDA CHE TUTTI TI FANNO ....

 

- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO?

- WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF CAR CRASHES, CROSSED BY A RIVER THAT WILL FLOOD THEM ALL EVERY YEAR, AND MAYBE ALSO FACING THE SEA ... WITH TSUNAMI RISK EVERY NOW AND THEN ...and maybe also with a mountain range and its landslides at their back???

PENSANDO AL NUOVO ANNO ....

 

YOUR DREAMS vs REAL LIFE

CERCASI VULCANO FRANCESE PER LOTTA LIBERA...

 - italy and france are quarreling. so ... what about us? couldn't we fight against some french volcanoes too?

- well, you decide: in France there are the Puys volcanoes, the Suchets...

- ah, ah, ah, a bunch of sleepyheads!

- then there are the volcanoes of Reunion, like Piton des Neiges, Piton de la Fournaise...

- uhm...ok,...I think I'll fight against the mud volcanoes of Paterno right now. Tomorrow, who knows, Italy and France could become friends again and... perhaps... get engaged too...

- what a brave guy!

VULCAN-FLUID !

 

- SEE, THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIORGIA MELONI ? SHE WANTS THE PEOPLE TO CALL HER "MISTER PRIME MINISTER" AND NOT "MRS."

- SO ?

- SO... WHAT ABOUT YOU WHO PRETEND TO BE CALLED "LADY VOLCANO"? YOU ARE JUST A VOLCANO.

- I AM WHAT I AM AND I WANT TO BE CALLED AS I LIKE IT.

- SHAME ON YOU ... YOU STILL USE THESE OLD FEMINIST IDEAS! THE WORLD IS FLUID, TAKE THE EXAMPLE OF THIS CONSERVATIVE LADY. WHAT IS MALE? WHAT IS FEMALE? GENDER DOES NOT MATTER... IT JUST MATTERS WHAT YOU ARE.

- WELL ... uhmmm....I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, AFTER ALL ... YOU "MISS DWARF"!!!

DOLCISSIMO NANO.... !!

 

- WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR AGES, AND YOU NEVER SENT ME A "SWEET LETTER" LIKE THE ONE PUTIN WROTE TO SILVIO BERLUSCONI... shame on you!

- WELL, I USUALLY SEND SOME NICE PYROCLASTIC FLOW AND SOME VERY SWEET MICRO-TSUNAMI. ISN'T IT ENOUGH?   (ah! women!!!)