SCALATA AL SUCCESSO ... O QUASI!

 

STROMBOLI: - Oh yeah! I got it! I 've made a super vapour ring... now I'm almost there, I will replace that lazy Etna very soon!

I can certainly make fluid lavas, super fountains, rings ... I only have to learn how to produce great earthquakes, how to open a valley on my side and how to put a glacier in one of my caves... and then ...

ETNA: - Then you should become a female-volcano

STROMBOLI: - No problem, I am pro "gender-fluid" theory. I will do it.

ETNA: - Then you should also be able to grow over 2400 more meters above sea level and get to even see Tunisia !! (ha ha ha)

STROMBOLI: - Uuuuhm... weelll.... isn't it too hot, for october, these days? Where have mid seasons gone???

IL PIANO B

 

WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING A VOLCANO... AND YOU GO TO "PLAN B".

(well, I see you in this role.........)

LUI HA LE PROVE!

 

STROMBOLI: - I have found a video of 5 or 6 years ago and it shows you while erupting! Do not deny... it is YOU, and YOU were definitely erupting!!

ETNA: - Ok, did  the dossier investigation finish? Let's go on ...

STROMBOLI: - This is a scandal! This is very bad! This is ...

ETNA: - This is your luck, that I am not in eruption right now... So you can still pretend to be me and feel important for a while...

IL VESUVIO ESORCIZZA I CAMPI FLEGREI

 

VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS!

LISCIIA KIMIKA

 

NANO, MA QUANTO PARLI..........!!!🤫🤫
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stromboli ---But, all these people who fear airplanes' white trails, are they also afraid of us volcanoes, since we throw in the atmosphere - every single day - SULFUR DIOXIDES, HYDROGEN SULFIDE, CARBON DIOXIDE, ASHES, FREEZE-DRIED MINERALS, HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF...

etna --- Stoooop, in the name of God. Don't tell anymore. Or, in a few minutes, we'll be accused to be maneuvred by Soros, the New Masonic Order and aliens too.... SHUT YOUR TRAP UP !!!!

TAPPINARI

IL MONDO E' DEI TAPPINARI

😄(tranne le sciare tiepidine!)😄

🇬🇧 When tourists climb the volcano dressed as if they should go to the beach. And then it might happen that Etna invites them to "have a nice walk" on a not-so-cold lava stream .... yeah! (sh)it happens! ==cannot translate "tappinari", but it's too a funny word!!==

 

LA MANTELLINA

 

STROMBOLI: - OH NO, NO... THERE SHE WEARS HER COAT!

WHEN SHE NEEDS IT, IT MEANS SUMMER IS REALLY OVER.

ETNA:   - SO? NO COMPLIMENT AT ALL? I DON'T KNOW... TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE COLOR, IF YOU LIKE IT IS CASHMERE OR IF YOU PREFER VELVET. NOTHING? .....GEES... MEN !!!

TRUCIDOOOO

 

POLITICALLY (S)CORRECT

 

STROMBOLI: it is your fault. You never erupt, you sleep all the time and cartoonist don't know what to talk about, in their cartoon. (though there is me who could be enough)

ETNA : nonsense! there are so many things you can make a cartoon about. Like.. the movement of the tremor graphs?

STROMBOLI: naaah... they could think the waves of the graph indicate the "like index" of the political parties. ETNA: the color of my debris clouds? STR: nope, because if they are black you may sound racist, if they are red you could be a communist!

E: the cartoon could tell about me being the most active she-volcano.

S: no, you will be compared to Giorgia Meloni

E: me being the most active mr volcano?

S: mister, miss... omosex... people don't like this subject

E: me stealing the scene to you smaller volcanoes?

S: no way at all! stealing reminds of some facts connected to others that...

VESUVIUS: well, the cartoon could be about me. While you chat about nothing, me and the Campi Flegrei are having quite fun! Though we are a minority population, we...

ETNA AND STROMBOLI: oh, shut up! you said "minority"?? don't say that, or they will think this is a political cartoon!!!

SHE'S A BI**CH, SHE'S A LOVER....

 

ETNA 13 AGOSTO 2023

LA CANZONE E' QUESTA QUA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

BIANCA-ETNA E I 700 NANI

 

THREE MORE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED OFF THE SOUTHERN COAST OF SICILY !!! They join  9 volcanoes already recorded in the seabed around the island in past years.

ETNA: -- I FEEL SO MUCH LIKE "SNOW WHITE" THESE DAYS...

(of course the volcanoes' names have been changed so to sound like the Seven Dwarves ones!)