PONTE-barra-SULLO STRETTO

 

- WHY DO ALL THESE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENTS OF SICILY SWEAR THEY WILL BUILD THE BRIDGE OVER MESSINA STRAIT ... AND THEN WON'T DO IT AT ALL?

- FOR THE SAME REASON WHY I LOVE TO MAKE THE GRAPHICS OF TREMOR GO UP AND DOWN, ALL THE TIME. THEY CALL IT "KEEP A BASE OF FOLLOWERS" FOR THE FUTURE.

- YEAH... SURE! AT MY PLACE, INSTEAD, THEY CALL IT "MAKE A FOOL OF ALL THOSE STUPID CHICKENS WHO BELIEVE IT"

I SONDAGGI ELETTORALI

 

- WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER, ETNA OR STROMBOLI?

- STROMBOLI 100%

- STROMBOLI FOREVER.

- WE DO PREFER STROMBOLI, OF COURSE STROMBOLI, WE LOVE STROMBOLI..

- YEAH, NICE, I AM FLATTERED... SO WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING ON ETNA??

=== ELECTION DAY POLLS ===

LA GIOVANE VECCHIA

 

SHE WON'T ERUPT, SHE ALWAYS SNORTS, NOW SHE MAKES CROCHET CLOUDS TOO ... GEES! WHEN YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD. SAD! THE BEST ONES ARE THE FIRST TO LEAVE.

NO, WAIT... I AM THE BEST ONE!

VULCANI PORCELLINI

 

- A MALE VOLCANO PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE MOUNTAIN, A BUNCH OF STINKY MUDS PRETENDING TO BE A VOLCANO, A DWARF WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, A SMALL ISLAND IN LOVE WITH HER OWN BROTHER ...... IF WE WANT TO SAVE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES OF LIFE, LET'S STOP TOURISM ON VOLCANOES!!!!

- MONSTERS, YOU TOO, HUH ???

HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS CARTOON TO NON ITALIANS. YOU MUST JUST KNOW THAT OUR SILLY POLITICIANS ARE BASING THEIR VOTE CAMPAIGN ON  "PEPPA PIG CARTOON", SINCE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER OR MORE IMPORTANT TO SPEAK OF!

DA REGINA A REGINA

 IN MEMORY OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II OF BRITAIN (1926-2022)

FEMEN !

 

- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH!

- WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEEN RULING OVER YOU ALL FOR HALF-A-MILLION  YEAR. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME? GETTING TANNED BY THE FIREFLIES' LIGHT... ?

TIK TOK VULCANI

 

NOW THAT EVEN 100-YEAR OLD POLITICIANS ARE ON "TIK TOK"... WHO IS STILL MISSING?

- HELLO, WE ARE YOUR VOLCANOES AND WE ARE HAPPY TO BE ON THIS "TIK TOK". IT REMINDS US OF THE SOUND OF LAPILLI WHILE HITTING YOUR CARS ... OR POP-CORNS COOKING ON THE LAVA (what the hell are you talking about?)

- DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. WE ARE GOOD AT MAKING VIDEOS, THIS IS WHY WE ARE ON "TIK TOK". BUT WE DO NOT ENVY YOU FOR YOUR AGE... WE WERE STUPID HORNITOS WHEN WE WERE 13 !!!

- COME ON, LET'S SAY SOMETHING SMART OR WE WILL SAY GOODBYE TO ERUPTION-LOVERS OF THE FUTURE. LET'S ERUPT THEN !! OK, COME ON!

- HARD TO STAY ON THIS "TIK TOK", HUH? BUT ... IF MUMMIES CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT AS WELL.

L'AFA, I VENTI E L'ETNA

 

- ENOUGH WITH THIS HOT SUMMER. IT IS DANGEROUS IF WE VOLCANOES START TO SWEAT ... BECAUSE WE SWEAT LAVA, YOU KNOW.

-- DON'T WORRY, THE WINDS (*) ARE COMING 

(*) in italian the word for "winds" (venti) is the same as "twenty"

- T-WINDY DEGREES?

-- NO, NOT T-WINDY, JUST WINDS

- SO WHAT ARE THEY COMING FOR?

-- IN ORDER TO BRING COOL AIR. THE WINDS TAKE HEAT AWAY.

- GREAT! IF THEY DO SO, THEN NO MATTER IF THEY ARE T-WINDY, TEN, OR JUST FIVE!!! THEY ARE WELCOME!

-- (oh my gosh!)

PIERO ANGELA SE NE VA ...

 

- LET'S FLY TO NEW AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES!

- GOODBYE, GREAT PIERO ANGELA (*) ... THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THE "DWARFY" 'S SIZE WHEN YOU DECIDED THE NAME OF YOUR TV SHOW "SUPER QUARK".

(*) - Piero Angela was the best and most important science journalist in Italy. He had been working on TV from the 1960s up to very few weeks before he died, on August 13, 2022. A very educated, wise gentleman that will be badly missed by all italians.  --- BUT NO, IT IS NOT TRUE he named his show after Stromboli's size, as small as a "quark" element...  hahahhahah! ----

ISLANDA vs SICILIA

 

- PEOPLE HERE GET SO CLOSE THEY CAN COOK THEIR SAUSAGES WITH MY LAVA'S HEAT. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

- WELL.... HERE, AFTER A BOWL FULL OF PASTA COOKED IN THE OVEN, 12 SAUSAGES BAKED ON TERRACOTTA TILES AND DOUBLE-CREAM ICE CREAMS, THE PEOPLE COME JUST TO DIGEST AND TAKE SOME PICTURES... any problem with that, mate?

I POLITICI ITALIANI VISTI DAI "VULCANETTI" (2022)