IT ALERT SPIEGATA DAI VULCANI ... ma lo INGV lo spiega meglio!

 

OUR VOLCANOES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE BRAND NEW (FOR ITALY) ALERT SYSTEM THAT WILL SAVE A LOT OF HUMAN LIVES.

BUT OF COURSE, OUR SCIENTISTS WILL EXPLAIN IT MUCH BETTER

LA SPERANZA E' SEMPRE L'ULTIMA A "BOLLIRE"

 

-  LET'S SEE IF I UNDERSTAND... OUTSIDE THE TEMPERATURE IS 41°C, THE SUN IS AS HOT AS AN INDUSTRIAL BLAST FURNACE ... BUT YOU STILL ASK ME TO ERUPT HOT BOILING LAVA?

(people nodding)

- WELL ... YOU REALLY NEED A GOOD DOCTOR!

UAGLIO' ... DUORME!

 

CAMPI FLEGREI VOLCANO (in napoletano): - Papà, voglio alzarmi e fare casino con gli amici (Dad, I want to get up and have fun with my friends!)

VESUVIO (in napoletano): - Ragazzo, io ti avevo detto di non fare i "millenni piccoli", ma tu sempre sei tornato nel 1538. Adesso devi recuperare sonno, quindi stai buono e dormi (Hey son ... I had told you not to come back at late millenia. But you still wanted to come home by 1538. So now you must recover some sleep and rest more. Be quiet and enjoy your nap!)

CHECCO

 

KISSING GOODBYE ....

FRANCESCO "CHECCO" NUTI.

GREAT POET, ACTOR AND DIRECTOR.

GREAT MAN.

ANCHE I NANI MUOIONO ... MA PER STAVOLTA NON TU

 

Etna -- OOH... HERE THEY SAY A VERY FAMOUS, WELL KNOWN AND V.I.P. OF ITALY JUST DIED!

Stromboli -- WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. LOOK... I AM HERE, ALIVE AND FINE!

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Non scriverò chi è il personaggio famoso appena morto. La vignetta vuole marcare il momento storico ma non celebrare il "personaggio", che secondo me non meritava di essere celebrato nemmeno in vita.

I am not writing the name of the "famous VIP". The cartoon must celebrate the historical moment but I don't want to celebrate this guy, who did not deserve to be celebrated not even while alive.

ASCOLTA LA TUA SCIA

 

HELLO, I AM THE TRAIL OF A NORMAL AIRLINE PLANE AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU .... ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM TOWARDS ME!!!

I AM NOT A "CHEMTRAIL".

I AM MADE OF VAPOUR, JUST LIKE MY OTHER COUSINS HERE... IN FACT YOU SEE MOST OF US NEAR AIRPORTS.

IT IS NOT ME WHO MAKES IT RAIN... HAHAHAHAHA.... ALL THE OPPOSITE!!! YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THE AIR IS FULL OF HUMIDITY AND IT MIGHT BRING RAINS. I AM ALWAYS THERE EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T SEE ME.

--- SO YOU ARE NOT UGLY, BAD AND DANGEROUS...

SAID THE ONE WHOSE ASHES KILL BOTH AIRPLANES AND LUNGS! YOU BETTER GO GET LOST, HONEY!!    NOW,  LET ME GO TO FRANKFURT! AUFWIEDERSEHEN!

(the vapour trail is right, my dear Etna)

ROSSI E NERI

 

SO THE BLACKS (right wing) WON AND THE REDS (left wing) LOST.

Etna and Stromboli -- AND WHAT ABOUT US? WE ARE BOTH!

THEN YOU ARE THE SMARTEST THINKING BEINGS IN THE WHOLE STORY!

Vulcano -- BUT I AM A YELLOW ONE! AND I AM TIRED OF THIS DICTATORSHIP OF BLACK SAND AND RED LAVA. I WANT LAWS FOR THE SULPHURS, FOR DEGASSING BASES, FOR CUTTING TAXES .... AND BUSES TOO ... FOR THIS AND THAT...

THE CONFUSED THIRD PART

SICILIA AL VOTO

 

- NOW, GO AND VOTE LIKE GOOD CITIZENS.... AND IF YOU EVER THINK OF THROWING SOME POLITICIANS INTO MY CRATER, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT.

.... THAT KIND OF POLLUTION IS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPOSE, EVEN IN SUCH A LARGE VOLCANO AS I AM!

LET'S GO GLAMPING.... CU TO' SORU !

 

- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED!

--- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS!

- HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE GLAMPING?

--- NO, I DON'T LIKE THESE WEIRD SEX THINGS ...

- WHAT SEX!! IT'S JUST HIGH LEVEL TOURISM. TENT CAMPING FOR RICH PEOPLE, WITH JACUZZI, ROOM SERVICE, WI-FI, SOME THOUSAND EURO PER PERSON...

--- YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT PARALIZED FINGER...?

- AREN'T YOU SO TIRED OF BEING THE FAVOURITE PLACE OF ALL THOSE POOR HOMELESS DIRTY TOURISTS?

--- HONEY... I BETTER BE THE FAVOURITE PLACE FOR POOR TOURISTS RATHER THAN FOR RICH ONES LIKE YOU. WITH ALL YOUR PLASTICS I WILL BE POLLUTED 100 TIMES MORE THAN BY DIRTY PEOPLE'S SHOES!

IL DISCORSO DEL RE

 

Now, you, servant come and kiss my Sciara del Fuoco as a sign of your obedience..... 

Servants? Did you hear me, servants? Hey!

Colleague... you can understand me. When you come after a super woman who now is no more ruling, or - like Etna - is sleeping, it is hard to show your people you are as good as she was

ETNA LOVES PARCO DELL'ETNA

 

MOUNT ETNA IS PROTECTED BY A REGIONAL NATURAL PARK CALLED "PARCO DELL'ETNA". 

IT WAS FOUNDED IN 1987 AND MANAGED BY REGION SICILY WHICH, HOWEVER, HAS NEVER GIVEN IT ENOUGH "STAFF" SO NOW THERE ARE SOME 20 PEOPLE WORKING LIKE 140, IN ORDER TO KEEP THE PARK CLEAN AND PERFECT.

IN 2012, THESE FEW PASSIONATE PEOPLE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING THE U.N. CONSIDER ETNA AS PART OF ITS WORLD HERITAGE, DUE TO ITS "BEING A COMPLETE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF GEOLOGY LIKE NO OTHER VOLCANO IN THE WORLD". ETNA KNOWS THAT THE "PARCO" AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER ... THEY REALLY LOVE HER. AND SO DOES SHE.

SHE WOULD MARRY THEM ALL RIGHT AWAY.... WHICH MAKES "STROMBOLI-MR JOHN" SO JEALOUS AND UPSET!  AHAHAHAHAHAH!